Will China own the United States lock, stock, and barrel? Because I have a gym locker, and if they own the lock on that, then I my worst fear will have been realized, namely that I come back from the shower and my clothes are gone.
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More useful than Russian.
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He went on to say that he will not require everyone in the US learn Russian, but in the event of his re-election, it would be a good idea.
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使中国再次伟大
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Trending nicknames for Trump in Beijing:
- Orange Chicken
- Shrimp Balls
- Pickled Mushroom
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Durham will include it in his “report” right after the part where he slanders Biden.
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LOL. Another glorious day of the fat asshat making a complete fool of himself. Even Barr is throwing shit at the wall and hoping something sticks.
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Even better – if owned by the Chinese, at least we can expect the Mexican wall to be completed, with all their experience with such things.
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Trump’s idea of speaking Chinese is going on Postmates and ordering lunch from Panda Express.
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-General Tso’s Bitch.
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In China, they don’t have Chinese food, they just have food. So if China owns the United States, some of us can no longer go out for Chinese food on the 25th of December.
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他的母親死了， 可是伊万卡還活著. 他說過，“如果她不是我女兒，我會與她約會。”
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On the other hand, when Biden wins, English will become a useful language once again.
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I think I would enjoy learning how to speak the Chinese languages. I imagine the servers reaction in the high-end Chinese restaurants that I used to enter before the pandemic if I were to ask for crabmeat rangoon or won tons or any other dish in Mandarin or Cantonese. I think it would be a hoot! 
However, the English language is one of context and the languages of China are heavily slanted towards intonation. I suspect it would be difficult to master.
I do remember asking one Chinese grad student how he felt about learning English. He looked at me with a little anger and thrust his index finger at me as he said “to, too, two!” I laughed inside.
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Didn’t he say the same thing about Japanese in the 1980s? And dang, I’ve already learned Japanese. But another language wouldn’t hurt.
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It seems preferable to being smothered in my own bodily juices, unable to find a job and/or facing retirement without social safety net programs. You know, the things Donnie’s offering me.
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And like a true warrior nation, determined to defend our country when attacked, our official response is to… ignore it and pretend it will go away?
Just like the Greatest Generation did!
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Four years ago, these asshats’ threat was, “If Hillary wins, there’ll be a taco truck on every corner!” And then people thought, hmm, I wouldn’t mind that!
So now they have to make their threat more dire, involving - gasp! - having to learn a second language!
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If we all have to learn Chinese, then we will really strengthen our minds learning Chinese characters. I look forward to this.
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