Tracking Matt Gaetz: The Florida Man’s Life Since He Started Getting Heat From The Feds | Talking Points Memo

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Their spellchecker resigned.

Their factchecker resigned too.

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That’s why she’s always screaming.

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Have you ever seen someone’s life devolve like this right before your eyes? 3 days of ever mounting revelations being released on the half hour. Death by a 1000 cuts. Gruesome … but somehow morbidly pleasurable.

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This is delicious.

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Gaetz has one of the most punchable chins I’ve ever seen.

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That quite typical of the corporate local news media. Catholic priests across my area had been accused of being involved in raping and molesting hundreds of children. The local media did not cover any of it to avoid offending the church and hurting the religious feelings of locals. The only way to find out was to read the snippets in the national newspapers when the cases came to head in the courts or the cardinal got in hot water etc. There was hardly a peep locally.

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And namaste to them, too.

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April 2, 2021: Spokesman for Matt Gaetz resigns.

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OT

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That bit of projection, if confirmed, will likely trigger a flood of schadendorphins ssufficient to make an elephant swoon.

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I don’t think anyone gets chest and butt botox.

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Yep, that’s her:

EDIT: FWIW in the above Gaetz - Luckey video interview the soon-to-be Ex-Congresscritter says that they did meet at Mar-a-Lago, got engaged there and that Trump said they should get married there as well.

Early March-ish 2020: Luckey has declined to say when she and Gaetz met, but tells the Daily Mail that the day after they did, Gaetz took her to Kimberly Guilfoyle’s birthday party. Guilfoyle’s birthday is March 9. And on March 8, Trump threw a fundraiser at Mar-a-Lago, which Luckey said her mom “dragged her” to.

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He may have been a customer…

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Wow WECP’s FB page is…well…a nothingburger. And not just about Gaetz, but anything except a golden retriever that’s national champion jumper. He is way more cute than Gaetz though.

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You’re correct. It’s not a filler. It paralyzes muscles that create wrinkles.

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And he too “busy” with his new duties as an inmate.

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So Mattie has a sibling, I wonder how pissed they are?

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That is a story that I would like.

If the country were going to the dogs literally, instead of just figuratively, I’d be a happy camper.

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Axiom, as some of us have been saying for literal years: every Trumpista accusation is in fact an admission of guilt. Every. Time.

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