The CEO of MyPillow was treated like a visiting dignitary in Alabama Friday, meeting with the state’s governor and secretary of state during the latest stop on his futile months-long effort to demonstrate hijinks in the 2020 election.
Obviously, the PCAPs of the votes that the Italian military satellite “flipped” are stuck inside the Maricopa County routers. If only the cyber ninjas could get to the techno-whurgle blamafizzits, they’d blow the whole garbledy cokesnort wide open. What are they hiding?
(ETA: What I just typed above actually makes more sense than what MyPillow Dude keeps saying.)
Maybe his old cocaine dealer can do another intervention and cut him off?
Fun Fact: 3 million men in Alabama have “Wayne” as their middle name.
What a world.
Memaw Ivey is running for re-election. Scolding the unvaccinated while snubbing the Biden administration efforts to get people actually vaccinated has some perils at a time when there are zero ICU beds available in the state, and the ones that are being freed up are because people in them are dying. This is a safe way to indicate her Trumpist credentials and, if she can, change the subject.
MyPillow honcho Mike Lindell “was very impressed by our efforts and said that Alabama had the best election system and the safest procedures he had seen in America!” the state’s top elections official, Secretary of State after the meeting,
Well, that’s good enough for me.
You know who buys a lot of pillows - the funeral industry.
It is clear that someone has sold Lindell on living in an alternative reality.
And he only interacts with like-minded people.
“Even though Mr. Lindell indicated that Alabama has the best elections system he has seen and that our state has the safest election procedures of all of the 50 states, he still has some questions he would like to have answered. We will be looking forward to his next visit in our state.”
Fucking speaking in hyperbole isn’t helping you twit, Mr. Merrill.
After all this looking and looking My Pillow Guy Lindell still has no idea how elections are conducted in the US of A. And didn’t Trump win AL? So why is the SoS AL humoring the pillow idiot?
Party On!
I had just posted this in another thread
Like I like to say, I know a lot of good people FROM Alabama, I don’t know any good people IN Alabama . Same goes for South Carolina.
Because they are like-minded. Facts are optional in TrumpWorld.
And Sec. of State John Merrill, who has stayed out of the limelight since it was revealed that he had conducted a three-year affair with a woman not his wife, which led to him deciding not to challenge Mo Brooks for the nomination to replace Sen. Richard Shelby, chooses this moment to once again inch back into public view.
OT: Posted this on another thread, but worth a repeat:
“It’s a good place to be from.”
How about “like-mindless”?
Come on down, mondfledermaus. I’ll introduce you around.
Mike Lindell “was very impressed by our efforts and said that Alabama had the best election system and the safest procedures he had seen in America!”
This should immediately set off alarms and investigations of Alabama’s election system
Ah yes…Alabama…where the deaths in 2020 outnumbered the births!
And 2021 is on the same track.
Before many of these cases go before judge and jury there are going to be negotiated pleas and sentences, permitting perps to limit what is exposed to the public via full blown trials.