He has definitely watched too many Dr. Strangelove reruns on his laptop…
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They’re sure as hell not going to harvest GQP politicians DNA for intelligence.
FML this is 50’s era stealing our precious bodily fluids level tinfoil hat nuttery. We deserve better.
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Oh no … Tommy Cotton ate spicy food and stayed up really late watching MULTIPLICITY and it gave him nightmares … clones ! don’t send in the clones !
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With all the real problems facing the country and the world,you would think he would want to focus on the treason of his colleagues, the insanity of his fearless leader…perhaps keeping Covid on the wane…stop making shit up!
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I guess we can rest easy the CCP won’t find any use for the DNA their infiltrators collected from Congress on 1/6.
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And your point is…?
(Besides, the Chinese always take the long bet… Summer olympics in about 20 years.)
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Beat me to it! He woulda loved the 1950s. In fact, he probably thinks it still is .
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Paranoia The Destroyer
ETA: in case I was being too subtle, the actor in the picture is Kevin McCarthy.
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Has Arkansas made it all the way to the '50s yet?
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Does Harvard ever rescind its diplomas? I think it might be about time.
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Such a great scene (of many).
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Does say an awful lot about the quality-- or lack thereof-- of their law school.
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How about we send them Cotton’s DNA. Not just a sample, the original so they can keep making more of that sweet American White Power.
/s
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Like white-walkers, but with unimaginable 40 yd dash times and the ability to throw a javelin 50 miles.
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Reading article. Reading more of the article. Finished.
Ow!
Rolling my eyes that severely, to the heavens, is painful at times.
(Oh, I need to do some dusting up there as well)
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Question: will they be bullet-proof, or otherwise impervious to fire and explosions?
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No apologies needed, especially when commenting on Tom Cotton yarns.
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I wonder what’s the off chance the Chinese will harvest DNA in order to create super politicians; in case of which, Cotton should consider selling shoes, or engage in some other productive line of work.
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Why the dis on Neanderthals? They actually had a larger brain-to-body mass ratio than H. Sapiens.
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