In the minds of the right, the international communist threat is back. And this time, it’s not just personal — it’s genetic.
This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://talkingpointsmemo.com/?p=1377947
This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://talkingpointsmemo.com/?p=1377947
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Cotton warns Biden that Beijing plans on using the 2022 Winter Olympics as a giant funnel for precious American DNA, harvesting the nation’s fittest and finest for their genomic information as part of a plan to achieve military dominance.
Well then , why don’t we just send you over there Tommy boi?
That’ll fix 'em!
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Hillary has been working this project with Chyna for years, dunno why he’s just finding out about it now.
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He only wants them to harvest our DNA by purchasing it from companies within his portfolio.
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What Neanderthal DNA created Tom Cotton?
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Filed under “rejected Bond movie plot ideas”.
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WTF??? Huh???
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Surprised he didn’t mention their secret project to use the reanimated corpses of genetically-modified American Soldiers captured during the Korean War as unbeatable competitors in the Olympics.
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Oh, look! There’s Tom Cotton with test tubes and rubber gloves. What’s he up to?
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He knows that that project is behind schedule after that little problem in the Wuhan labs.
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Graham 
your post
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and also
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In retrospect, attempting to use bat DNA to increase ski-jumping distances by giving webbed wingspan to them may have been a bit ambitious.
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One issue is whether Cotton consulted with any experts other than people with a political bent? He has access to experts all over our government, as well as back in his home state, at the U. of Arkansas, where there must be experts he could consult before going off half-cocked.
Numerous questions arise, such as whether the DNA the Chinese purportedly seek is already, or could readily become, in their possession. I mean, after all, they only need to have some spies around the world who can pick up used tissues dropped by athletes, right?
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^Web-toes for swimming…
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Oh, don’t be ridiculous. It’s the winter Olympics next year, not the Covid Olympics coming up.
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Once again, the commies are after our precious bodily fluids.
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As long as no one asks about the Brisbane lab and the high jumpers.
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I apologize in advance for my language, but Cotton is fucking nuts.
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He’s literally advocating something no different than the Nazis who thought they were genetically superior during the 1936 Olympics.
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