Time For Plan B: MyPillow Guy To Airdrop Pillows To Canadian Truckers From The Sky With Parachutes

MyPillow CEO and 2020 election denier Mike Lindell is bound and determined to give HisPillows to the protesting Canadian truckers. And he’s not letting some pesky international border entry requirements get in his way.


This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://talkingpointsmemo.com/?p=1405433
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I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky.

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Something tells me that pilots can’t fly across the border, drop something, and then fly back to the US. Flying has rules for a reason, and when you have no reason, it’s going to be difficult to pull off something like this. Another government conspiracy, Lindell can claim.

OT: has anyone ever run a chemical analysis of his pillows?

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Those pillows better go through customs- I’m sure the proper paperwork will not be done by the moron pillow guy- lock him up.

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This is the Millennium’s Dumbest Simulation.

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The pillows are full of crack, which would explain quite a bit.

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Hollywood producers would laugh you out of the room with a script like this. Allegedly-former cocaine addict-turned pillow salesman as the face of coup attempts in two countries? No way that the audience would buy that.

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Mike Lindell’s compulsive need for attention and to blather and lie to the MSM is comparable to those of his hero DJT. How pathetic is that?

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I don’t think R Kelly was in reality aiming for the sky, something more down to earth was his pattern.

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It will make the Berlin Airlift look like a second rate drop shipment.

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Maybe the various volatile organic compounds, (VOCs), used in pillow production are damaging to the brain.

Just puttin’ that out there.

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Sort of like ‘mad as a hatter’.

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I don’t think Mike Lindell is aiming for the Berlin airlift, something more like clicks and eyeballs.

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Good update. Zelensky saying that joining NATO is the only path for Ukraine. Liz Truss, UK. Foreign Secretary says UK ready to implement sanctions and accuses the Russians of attempting to form a pretext for invasion.

Perhaps Air Marshall “Bomber” Lindell would consider a redeployment?

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“As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly”

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They should also do a beer can drop, with parachutes of course.

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Like hell he has a ‘helicopter company’ lined up for this. Tell an aircraft operator that you ‘want to drop things’ from their aircraft and you get shown the door, especially since this involves national (not his) airspace. Not to mention that any Canadian company that did this would be out of business in a week.

So no, not happening. At least not without MAJOR repercussions.

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For reasons you give I hope Lindell is on whatever flies over the boarder.

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I think that Lindell really does want to drop his pillows on Ottawa. He’s been pretty dogged in his buffoonery, he doesn’t mind the publicity, but that’s a bonus.

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