I guess that’s the “uplifting” part.
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It will be very uplifting to see her address the RNC from The Blasted Lands, formerly known as the White House Rose Garden. At least the new roses aren’t dead yet.
I can believe she won’t “go negative”, but I also have trouble believing she’ll effusively praise Donald. It will be (strongly accented) vapid nonsense.
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Everybody who watches her speech tonight make sure your Google machine is fired up and ready to search!
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Zsa-Zsa Trump at her finest
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Leonard Bernstein: West Side Story’s America.
Largely. The original touch comes from changing Puerto RIco to Slovenia.
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Grift and separate?
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They should just have Colbert’s Melania stand-in do the speech for her. At least it would be funny.
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Seems legit, she can relate to the proles.*
*Photograph by Austin Tayshush.
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So, whose words will they steal this time? Short ones, preferably two syllables or less (cat, dog, great) will align perfectly with her Einstein-visa intellectual abilities. Not even a puppet, just a blow-up vinyl nothing berder.
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That’s some mighty fine Au digging, there…
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Makes me thing of “red rum” for some reason.
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That room is actively hideous.
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She can speak blowjob and did well out of that limited vocab.
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Naw - Uplifting like the 15 miles worth of Spanx she’ll be wearing is uplifting along with the plastic surgery.
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Please tell me this photo was originally published in the Onion.
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Eva Perón
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In trumpspeak ‘gilded’ is not a pejorative.
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