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This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://talkingpointsmemo.com/?p=1464217
This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://talkingpointsmemo.com/?p=1464217
If I was the Deep State, my devious plot would transcend dimensions and realities. Our shape-shifting overlords, disguised as DAs, would reign from THE shaDOws, manipulating the CourSE of History. In a bizarre alliance, Ukraine Nazis would WieLD darK magic, turning influential politicians into mindless zOMBies, dancing to their wicked tune.
If I was the Deep State, ENTER the WIZARDS, masters of illusion and subliminal control. Through enchanted billboards and previews of upcoming movies in theaters, they’d cast a spell on the electorate, ensuring they never question the validity of elections. Subliminal messages would seep into their minds, leaving them spellbound, incapable of resisting our malevolent agenda.
If I was the Deep State, every realm of the multiverse Socialist governments would rise, and the most outrageous laws would be enforced. Abortion would be legal even after birth up until the age of 18, and BAKErs WOULd be COmpeLLEd to create cakes for gender re-reveal parties where parents would make their sons wear dresses and their daughters play SOFTBALL or GOLF, pushing society to the brink of madness.
If I were the Deep State, we’d unleash our pedophilic AMBITIONS on the unsuspecting masses, leaving them vulnerable and broken. Fear and COnFUSION would consume them, and they’d tremble at the mere thought of resistance.
If I were the Deep State, our puppet candidates, mere pawns in our twisted game, would keep the truth hidden, while the ballot-COUNTING maCHINES dance to our tune. False Flags AND staged events would justify the imposition of mail-in ballots, solidifying our control over the electoral process.
If I was the Deep State, resistance would be futile. My power would be absolute, and any attempt to challenge me would meet a swift and ruthless end. Dissent would be silenced, and my grip on the world would remain unshakable.
If I was the Deep State, you WOULd QuestiON reality itself. Wondering if I was the devil incarnate, I’d haunt your nightmares and leave you in a state of PerPEtual FEAr. There would be no escape from my malevolent influence, and you’d have no choice but to bend to my sinister will.
If I was the Deep State, I’d revel in my wicked accomplishments. Chaos and destruction would be my signature, and I’d spread my NEFARIOUS SCHEmes across America and beyond. No corner of the world would be safe from my dark designs.
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Caution–the ad contains rapidly flashing images that may be harmful.
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Trump Pleads With Congress to Save Him From Mounting Legal Woes (msn.com)
Donald Trump released a video message Tuesday pleading with Congress to save him from the multiple legal battles he’s currently facing. Trump begins with a direct plea: “Congress, if you will, please investigate the political witch hunts against me currently being brought by the corrupt DOJ and FBI, who are totally out of control,”
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“If I was the Deep State” everyday would be the first day of spring…every heart would have a new song to sing…if I was the Deep State.
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This is chef’s kiss level play on that ridiculous new ad floating around.
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If you’re going to keep starting the day with posts like this, I’m going to have to start drinking earlier.
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This reminds me of the House Republicans.
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If the House is gonna impeach a president because his son committed two tax misdemeanors then trump had best look to what his sons have been up to business and tax wise. Now it seems we are to impeach a president for what his son did. No matter the Constitution’s comment on what it called “corruption of blood” (Article 3, section 3) which means guilt of one generation does not necessarily apply to another. Besides Hunter is admitting to misdemeanors, not felonies. I would say trump has bigger legal problems with 71 felony counts across two indictments he has yet to answer for.
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If I was the deep state, I’d open a portal to another dimension, and toss Bibi Netanyahu and his fascist government into it.
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Re the Texas A&M story, this–
In a statement, Texas A&M University System spokesperson Laylan Copelin said Sharp’s text to Patrick was a “typical update,” saying it is not unusual for the chancellor to “keep elected officials informed when something at Texas A&M might interest them.”
“It is not unusual to respond to any state official who has concerns about anything occurring at the Texas A&M System,” said Copelin, who said the system followed standard procedure to look into the claim.
–is an absurd assertion . . . and, I suspect, the kind of intervention that accreditation agencies would frown upon.
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It doesn’t matter. Everything is fine if the perp is a Republican. It’s heresy, if one is a Democrat. This is never going to change until the Republicans are ground under the heel of the nation out of existance.
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Almost missed the cat! We have our traditions around here.
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Wait a minute there cowboy!..we must support Israel…they are the only backsliding democracy in the Middle East!
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More Than Desperate. Pathetic Beyond Measure. Extremely Dangerous Incitement.
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I do not want to see either TFG or Elmo flashing.
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