By Sunday afternoon, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) had dubbed President Joe Biden the “Hamburglar.” Pictures of steaks and hamburgers were rocketing around the rightwing media ecosystem, escorted by captions screaming that Biden’s climate plan would force Americans to cut 90 percent of red meat from their diets. We had entered the era of baseless meat fear-mongering.
Well there’s always this:
Abit of seaweed in cattle feed could reduce methane emissions from beef cattle as much as 82 percent, according to new findings from researchers at the University of California, Davis. The results, published today (March 17) in the journal PLOS ONE, could pave the way for the sustainable production of livestock throughout the world.
Ah yes, the deliberate manliness of the closet homosexual.
The Daily Mail: It’s what’s for dinner, when you’ll swallow anything.
How can we have any pudding if we don’t eat our meat?!
You can use Slim Jims to eat your pudding - meaty and sweety.
I’m already way over my allotment of burgers. There’s a Liberty Burger a few blocks from here. Best burgers ever.
Here’s hoping Don Jr. eats 64oz of red meat every day.
Kudlow, you stupid motherfucker, all beer is plant-based. Very few beers are made from meat. Stupid fucking bastard.
“How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?”
He thinks hops comes from rabbits … or kangaroos.
I’m pretty sure I ate 4 pounds of red meat yesterday. That’s going to be a hard NO from me. https://t.co/wvGC19cN6
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) April 24, 2021
So this is red meat? I bet it’s more than four pounds.
Hard pass.
A little off topic, but where did Schumer find a black and white flat screen? And didn’t his mother ever tell him not to sit so close to the TeeVee?
What, there isn’t a bacon beer? hahahahahahahahahahahaha
There is a beer brewed from seaweed. Scotland, of course.
Better Headline: Further Rantings of Cokehead Fabulist Explain Beef Lies
He was always, in my experience with him as the economic adviser or whatever the hell he was supposed to be, the sloppiest, most slapdash person you could imagine in public life. He needs a quick pejorative so of course “plant-based” is bad, waaah I don’t wanna eat broccoli it’s gross, and then he slaps it on something you have on the Fourth which is beer and hey presto “plant-based” beer makes Baby Jesus sad and do you remember what it was like with these freaks running the country? OMG. OMG OMG OMG.
All I want is to forget.
I suppose there’s an everything beer. 
