The Mystery Of Guo Wengui | Talking Points Memo

‘Miles Kwok’? Hey, wait a minute, wasn’t he Inspector Clouseau’s houseboy?

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That General should have just retired…

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Cato Fong

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Yeah, played by Miles Kwok or something like that. I tell ya it’s him!

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Burt Kwouk

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Kato Kaelin:

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Can we be sure of anything?

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What kinda vice are we talking about?

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…and the Mar-a-Lago membership list keeps getting swampier and swampier…

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Guo Wengui > French Wallop > Strategic Vision (“SV”) > J. Michael Waller (SV representative) > Erik Prince (JMW was ghostwriter for EP memoir).

4 degrees. Kevin Bacon must be jealous.

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Add that there are no reports of his family being subject to arrest or detention and you arrive at the obvious conclusion. Via Occam’s Razor, that he is a Chinese agent working a cover is the simplest, most obvious conclusion.

Shit, in Trump’s America you don’t even have to try and establish plausible cover. Just get to the U.S. and start spouting whatever ill-advised, undiplomatic, hate-of-the-day nonsense is emanating from the White House and you’re immediately accepted into the inner circle. Yeah, we’re pretty much fucked.

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I was close to having some level of sympathy for this guy because of his efforts against the Communist Party in China, but after reading the background on this guy, nope. No sympathy. For the sake of his family, i suggest we send him back immediately, along with Steve Bannon as his escort, just to make sure he gets there safely.

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Jinping. Please spell the Chinese leader’s name right.

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Hey, they’re Republicans - “All of them, Katie”

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Cheeses, man!

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On the other hand here are a trio of weather researchers for the UK’s MET office.

I don’t even …

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Another 1 bites the dust. That’s 3 this week

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So when are we going to get some GOP Senators? I think that could be game-changing…

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I saw this a moment ago, sexual predator in WH appoints sexual predator to be the next vice chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Guaranteed 53 yes votes in the senate.

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And a good note for all the nervous nellies doing the ‘woe is me’ bit about 2020. When the Republicans start retiring this far out, means that they see the writing on the wall…

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