The Courts Can't And Won't Save Us, Part 805

[bcgister]

(@muellershewrote.com on Bluesky )

[counterlife]

@Zemod

@21zna9

James Garner did a character named Jimnyjoe Meeker from Oklahoma or Houston that was an oil man

James Garner was from Oklahoma.

The Ray Wylie Hubbard song “Red Neck Mother” names the Red Neck Mother’s daughter in law “Betty Jo Thelma Liz.”

Ray Wylie Hubbard - Up Against The Wall Redneck Mother

[inversion]

[ralph_vonholst]

Why are all the ICE agents shaped like Curly Howard.

[bcgister]

(@jesspish.bsky.social on Bluesky )

[squirreltown]

OK, that answers that question.

[counterlife]

Pathetic. The contemptuous version.

[inversion]

[luckie]

Journalists have his cell number, they call him up and he takes the calls. I’m guessing Putin probably has his cell number too

[ralph_vonholst]

@irasdad

Have we reached the Caligula-in-Drag-as-the-Goddess-Venus stage yet?

(Or are we still at the Declaring-War-on-Neptune-and-Collecting-Seashells-as-Treasure stage?)

We’re nearing the “a horse as cabinet secretary” stage

[inversion]

@squirreltown

that answers that question.

[squirreltown]

Well, the rest of the horse anyway.

[BlueHen]

and in other news, Caligula made his horse a member of the Roman Senate.

[bcgister]

@chjim

Kraznov is America’s neediest president.

Could we go with ‘most demanding’ instead of ‘neediest?’

[squirreltown]

Whiniest.

[inversion]

I’m headed to the usual (literally as opposed to figuratively), so i don’t have time to Google for smeg (not Rudy) in drag.

I’ll say this, him on the WH roof was recent.

[bcgister]

@squirreltown

Whiniest.

How’s ‘whiniest whinger?’

[inversion]

(Card subject to change)

He doesn’t announce Gaynor if he wasn’t sure that she’s not showing up.

[bcgister]

(@aclu.org on Bluesky )

[califdemdreamer]