The Contempt of Court Buck Stops With ... Kristi Noem?

And he recently received the Covid and flu vaccines during his second “annual physical”. The hypocrisy is just jarring.

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Yikes! Off to the Silkwood Shower again. Jeez.

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Fuck.

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This is some Old Testament Biblical shit right here.

This is David sending Uriah to the front so he could make it with Bathsheba.

Of course, Haman got hanged on his own gallows. So sometimes justice is served.

But then, Haman was no Mike Pence.

[As always, "For my friends…everything! For my enemies…the law!]

ETA: Family values? What family values?!?

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The Great Professor Michael E Mann…

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Surely, this is why restaurants were invented…

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And now, this:

Two US national guard soldiers shot near White House in Washington DC | Washington DC | The Guardian

Have we reached the tipping point, finally?

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Gotta be because he got bad grades in school.

If he’d gotten bad grades in Russian Lit, he’d be a Tolstoy denier: “There is no ‘Crime and Punishment’!”

Of course, that would make him '“The Idiot”.

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Candace Owens claimed that Macron and the French Foreign Legion were planning her assassination. Let’s see if Keir Starmer and the SAS are up for MTG’s .

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And speaking of trump being an asshole I found his “merit badge” after a search of TPM articles

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We should wait before jumping to any conclusions.

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Try it again.

Don’t stop stirring.

Keep the heat on low.

Don’t look away.

When the roux looks like mahogany, take it off the heat.

It does take a bit of practice, but it’s well worth the effort.

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You got that right

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Yes, @dicktater. Try it again!

…and I’ll bring pizzas just in case…

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If I have to look at it, I’ll draw a mustache on it. Ya know, CharlieChaplin-esque.

And, boyo! Just like Jesus said: “I was a stranger, and you made me pay triple to visit the beauty of god’s creation…”

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Also use oil not butter, though I don’t know if you already did.

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If it gives me heartburn, I’m gonna put on the Okra Ridge Boys:

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Thus forever answering the Question

“Who’s the Boss?”

It was Samantha all along…

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