The Contempt of Court Buck Stops With ... Kristi Noem?

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Or in this case, “Quem se importa?”

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Shield/Beard. You have to admit, he’s got a real Roy Cohn vibe going on.

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A-Players hire A-Players because they want the best around them and arent afraid to be showed up. They understand the performance of their hire is not a threat, it’s an asset.

B-Players hire C-Players because they are insecure about their own capabilities.

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And a further trip down memory lane: They filed it in Fort Pierce, where Aileen Cannon is famously the only federal judge. Fortunately the defendants lucked out because the clerk’s office randomly assigned it instead (about a 25% chance, if I recall correctly) to another S.D. Fla. judge.

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Marci Shore speaks to this problem:
http://x.com/CurtainSilicon/status/1988691854524979206

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So now every single American diver will have their auto insurance increase because Noem and Homan hired every red neck demolition racer in the country.

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Wonderful news my friend. :partying_face:

May it be a great relief to you and greater relief to your loved ones.

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I did not know Biden had the reflecting pool built. He really is old.

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Have a great Thanksgiving, everyone!

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The reflecting pool, or Trump’s a-hole?

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Yes, Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

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We may need to start calling DonOLD a wannabe emperor. He wants spectacles, games, and parades. He wants monuments built to display his greatness.
And yet he couldn’t run a casino.

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What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?

“Quack, quack.”

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Lots of foreign intelligence services have telecommunications surveillance capacity. And even if Ushakov was on a secure line on his end, that doesn’t mean that Witkoff was (we can actually be pretty certain it was just his regular cell, because that’s how he communicates with people when he’s in Moscow). As to who leaked it, I would wager good money that it was intercepted and leaked by a European government as a shot against the bow of Witkoff’s ratfuckery. The message is “We know what you’re doing,” and the audience is any European government that might be inclined to go along.

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So we’ve already filled up Timbuktu?

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Trump is going to understand what LBJ meant when he say “It’s better to have him in pissing out, than out pissing in.”

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Maybe they relied on the kindness of strangers? Or GPS, either way.

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One of my favorite performances. Thanks for the reminder.

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