The Christian Right Plots How To Avenge The FBI Raid

Jesus couldn’t even get Trump re-elected.

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Has someone else taken the title?

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Me

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I’m seriously trying to remember an instance, just one instance, when I’ve ever heard T rumpp say anything even remotely Christian and not self-serving. Has the man ever advocated that we should practice what Jesus preached? Ever???

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Two Corinthians are reported to have a different opinion on the matter.

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Kinda remind me that Rastafarians considered the Emperor of Ethiopia Haile Selassie as the Messiah. The emperor didn’t believe on the Rasta stuff but he modestly accepted that they were right about the Messiah thing.

Now the Rastas were stoned all the time, what excuse do the Christian Right has?

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They ain’t Christian and they ain’t right! It’s a veil for Christofascism.

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That’s a huge reason I tend to pooh-pooh any talk of civil war. These people are fat and happy. I’m not aware of any other society that’s ever had members who mostly led such soft, safe lives. They buy potatoes pre-wrapped in foil because that’s evidently too taxing to take care of themselves. They do not have the bravery, ability to sacrifice, and organizational ability necessary to rob a gas station, never mind engage in a civil war. There’s probably not a one who’s been in a serious fistfight since the age of 21. They’re peevish and disputatious, but they’re not warriors. They won’t even go outside when it’s hot or cold or rainy. Every one of us knows many, many people like that. They’re typical. So yeah, sorry. Not gonna happen. They talk about it but they’re talkers.

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Former Democratic California congressman TJ Cox indicted for money laundering and fraud.

Democrats: If he did what he is accused of, lock his ass in prison.

Former Republicans President Donald Trump’s “home” searched by the FBI and found in possession of stolen national security documents he repeatedly lied about having.

Republicans: Kill the FBI!

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Trump is the billionaire who points at them and looks “directly” at them (like they know each other) at the rallies.

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Permission to be their worst selves.

Not even kidding.

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I suspect the people who worship him don’t see life, but rather death for everything that is beyond their reach. To them, T rumpp is the face of death, and they’re attracted to it because they have no life worth living.

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Then the devil went up to the top of the highest mountain;

And revealed all the powers of the world, with their mammon and riches;

“All this I will give unto thee,” he said, “if thou wilt but bow down and worship me”;

And White Evangelicals felleth upon their knees faster than a shoe salesman on commission-only.

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That’s not what Lindsey Graham seems to be looking at in the photo.

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Plus, a civil war would cut off their supplies of insulin.

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An old favorite in Southern Baptist churches. Of course.

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