The Christian Right Plots How To Avenge The FBI Raid

There’s even a Civil War era hymn about that: “Onward Christian Soldiers marching as to war …” And Christ is the anglicized version of the ancient Greek word for “Anointed One,” just as “Messiah” is the anglicized version of the same in Hebrew.

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That’s just his excuse to Mary Magdalene.

He went out on Friday, got hammered, didn’t show up back home until Sunday. Of course he’s gonna have to have an excuse for the girlfriend ready.

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Have the new 87000 armed IRS agents go and audit each one of the Christian right organizations…

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The Christian Right is supporting the most unethical, lying, criminal in the history of US politics. The Christian Right is no longer Christian, it is a cult.

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orange is praying to make these Christian loonies go away so he can go to back to watching Fox.

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Two words: Branch Davidians.

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TAX. THE. CHURCHES.

(For discobot: Tax the churches, please.)

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MAGAts remind me of Cargo Cults where believers link prosperity with the return of a savior. The similarities are really interesting from a religious studies perspective. The savior is a material manifestation of the Big Man of South Pacific culture.

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I can only think of one way that prick should qualify as a martyr.

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Looks like the evangelical right hasn’t forgotten how to bear false witness.

Also, revenge isn’t exactly a Christian value. Maybe they forgot about “turn the other cheek.”

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That is the creepiest goddam thing I’ve ever seen.

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There ya go with yer fancy-schmancy book-learnin. /s/

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The IRS agents don’t need to be armed, they just need to be CPAs. That should scare them enough to cough up the money they owe.

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In Religious Studies we would refer to this as mechanistic piety.

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I’m a product of the evangelical world, and even I don’t recognize these people. It’s getting to the point where their clear desire for civil war is only impeded by their preference for comfortable lives and singing praise choruses in ecstasy instead of any personal sacrifice.

It’s really disgusting. Starting to wish they’d go ahead and cross their own Rubicon so we can get past their posturing and chest-beating.

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Proving they are not Christians.

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Hey, if TFG could have gotten away with hauling Hillary Clinton off in cuffs and locking her up, he would have.

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The Christian Right Plots How To Avenge The FBI Raid

I’m sure they’ll end up emulating the palestinian suicide squad.

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Trump thought balloon: “As soon as we’re done here I’m ordering a hamberder with fries.”

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These “christian” scam artist preachers remind of the line from “Rocky.”

“He doesn’t know it’s a damned show. He thinks it’s a damned fight.”

Their masses of rubes are just marks, and they’re too fucking stupid to know they’re the sheep being fleeced.

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