The Blowup We've All Been Waiting For

Originally published at: The Blowup We’ve All Been Waiting For - TPM – Talking Points Memo

The first public breakup of Trump II unfolded before our eyes this afternoon — a pinch-me moment for those of us who have long been waiting for this exact estrangement :heart: By now you’ve seen the reports of the very public ego clash between the world’s richest man and a man who is president but,…

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Frist!

Not that I care. I’m really hoping everything falls completely apart with Trump and his entire world turns to shit. Fuck that guy!

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Two despicable people on their own ego trips to nowhere. I wish them only the worst outcomes.

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TACO stock trade. Anyone stupid enough to be short over the weekend is gonna get fuuuuuuuuuuuuucked come Monday morning when they kiss and make up.

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Trump to Musk: Just leave the key to the White House on the dresser.

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It bears mentioning–even if Trump and Musk step back from the abyss and patch things up over the weekend (so much of these theatrics are just pro-wrestling histrionics, after all)–any truce will be fragile and short-lived. They are who they are.

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A WWF Smackdown with two heels.

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American politics, real news every minute or every day.
And there’s nowhere to hide.

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Maybe Joni Ernst can mediate from a cemetery.

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Anything Musk does to impede the “Big Beautiful Ripoff” will be appreciated. At least in this case, "The Enemy of My Enemy . . . "

Great cage fight(!).

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The Three Bitches

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Any bets on exactly who gave Musk that black eye. It certainly wasn’t his son. It will probably come out soon. Maybe one of the WH advisors or a cabinet person?

And Trump IS in the “Epstein Files.”

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Shorter Joni Ernst - We’re all gonna die.

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If it’s ICE deporting him, I may have to rethink my entire world view.

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Elmo and Pee Wee German had a fight out behind Butterworth’s for the favor of Katie Miller.

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But I guess

Elon has crashed

The Ketamine

Really helped that bash

Hey Babe,

Take a look, it’s a MAGAcide

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Jabroni vs. Jabroni

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Well, this is now really who we are in the eyes of the world. If it were just these two greedy ignorant fools ripping each other apart I certainly couldn’t care less. But it’s hard not to believe it’ll be another severe longstanding hit to the U.S.'s reputation and, of course, a further huge distraction for the media and public, drawing everybody’s eyes away from what ought to be the issue of the hour – the multiple severe harms these two asses and their fellow Repubs have done and are continuing to do to every facet of the United States as well as to many aspects of the world community.

As these two asses now start pumping out a big supply of apparently irresistible bitching, slapping and utterly trivial clickbait.

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My Bitcoin is on Stephen Miller

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Excellent!

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