The Bizarre List Of Errors In Trump’s Coronavirus Speech | Talking Points Memo

Time to pressure this fucker all the more. He is in the process of struggling with just why can’t he yell, “Lawyer!!” and everything will go away:

One way to help this happening is to make the country see just how stupid and lazy he is and get his approval numbers down to the low 30s.

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Speaking as a close relative of orangutans, I really resent your remark.

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No.

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Sounds pretty standard for tRump… IF there were not a string of errors in the speech I would be shocked.

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If you’re not safe in the middle of the North Sea…

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The Bizarre List Of Errors In Trump’s Coronavirus Speech

Hey,a fucking idiot is gonna fucking idiot.

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Exactly.

At an airport earlier today I passed by an MSNBC screen where the “host” of the show was asking her “guests” how it could be that Trump’s speech was so full of errors. I had to sit down laughing.

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But he’s not getting my hamberders unless he pries them out of my cold, dead hands…

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My new top-worry:

Trump has canceled his rallies. That means he’ll not be getting his weekly blow-job from thousands of supporters. If he’s this fucked up WITH the rallies, how will he (we) ever survive WITHOUT them?

Trumplosion in 5…4…3…2…

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Q-Tip or Lindsey will handle that…

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First, my regrets to those who actually had to watch/listen to the speech to note all the errors.

And one more note: My wife observed that by exempting the UK and Ireland from the travel ban, Trump protected the two countries over there where he has golf courses.

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Perhaps we should be working with, not ostracizing, our friends in Europe? They have some pretty good stuff over there. Like advanced medical and biochemical capabilities, world class hospitals and docs. Maybe they could help. Just how is pissing off the world going to help a worldwide problem?

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“These prohibitions will not…(only)…apply to the tremendous amount of trade and cargo, but various other things as we get approval."

That’s one word. Causing a claim to be the opposite of what was intended. Does Trump forbid anyone checking his speeches?

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Daniela Kartpin, of Minneapolis, said that the reality-show host’s handling of the pandemic had left her shaken. “I always thought that if the country ever faced an existential threat, the best person to grapple with it would be someone who had abused celebrities for our entertainment,” she said. “This whole thing is starting to make me wonder.”

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Did anyone notice than one of his eyes seemed to be barely open during the speech?

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this is what we should be focusing on.

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If you weren’t worried before, the latest speech should clear up any ambiguities. We’re being led by someone who doesn’t even understand the fix he supposedly created for an emergency he doesn’t understand.

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Just a comment on what a small almost non-existent concession health insurance companies actually made, no co-pay for Coronavirus testing. The fact is because of Trump’s total mishandling there is currently almost no test kits available or other means to test anyone for Coronavirus. It is like promising to pay for any ticket on a commercial airliner flying to Mars.

The fact is 99% of Trump’s speech that was not patting himself on the back for his great efforts at getting Americans sick, was aimed at the top 1%. The rest, including his promise about insurance paying for anything of value was a lie.

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And the Market went to 8% down.

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Oy, Jared might be put in charge of the Fed. Acting, of course.

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