Originally published at: The Best MAGA Midterm Crashouts, Ranked - TPM – Talking Points Memo
The United States of America? “Over.” Christianity? “Gone.” Trump? A Democratic “sleeper cell.” English? We may not be allowed to speak it under the regime of “Woke 2.” The Republican Party’s generational defeat in the midterms Tuesday inspired some all-time, classic crashouts among MAGA influencers and GOP operatives on X. There was infighting, finger-pointing, and,…
Donnie is pure CLASS without the CL.
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I, for one, would like to offer some consolation* to all the MAGAts currently in the midst of their latest existential crisis. I hope this will perhaps offer some long-lasting comfort, enshallah.
*Unlimited offer while supplies last.
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I have already seen people, friends, from the left complain that the Democrats haven’t gotten anything done yet.
It was jaw dropping, but the onion anticipated it enough to post this 30 seconds after the AP called for Abdul:
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Pour one out for that Last Patriot guy…
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@tiowally
Mr. Kool Aid thanks you for clearing up his name in regards to that unfortunate incident with which he had nothing to do.
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So much for Loomer’s influence. Maybe she can find work at Dollar General.
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The biggest losers are now actually the biggest losers.
Boo-frikkity-hoo.
Karmageddon!!!
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Is it mental illness? Garden-variety grifting? Cult mind capture? Social media click fixation?
I for the life of me can’t figure out what is wrong with these people. Someone help me out here.
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The first item for the Mullahs implementing Sharia in the US is demanding that this woman wears Burqa
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It used to be Kellyanne whose image made me want to vomit the most, then Kimberly. Loomer is running right up there though.
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You haven’t been looking at Ted Cruz.
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Good—FUCK. THEM. ALL. 
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Putting the POS in POtuS since 2017!
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No more christianity, Sharia law. Plus communism. And (sob) a state income tax in Texas! 
My own personal prediction? Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together…mass hysteria!
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I have never loved you guys more than in this moment.
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These ridiculous idiots would be funny if they weren’t advising (or actual) elected officials. All I’ve got to say is - Donald Trump: You Break It, You Bought It.
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Thank you, Christopher and Josh, for this very entertaining article. I don’t even recognize many of the maga influencers and operatives but I got a real kick out of their comments. I should feel petty about enjoying their angst but somehow I don’t.
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