The Anti-Elitist Streak Continues: Rubio Dragged For Yet Another Trumpy Take

The entire god-damn party killed their own dignity and stuffed it into a wood chipper, but Rubio was a laughable twit long before that happened generally. How in the hell he could have been talked about as a presidential candidate—but of course look at where we are.

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“… elite bubbles…”? Says a member of the most elite bubble in the world, the US Congress! Little Marco never fails to disappoint!

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He’s “Sooie! generis”.

(Apologies to Arnold Ziffel)

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When yin and yang settle back into alignment, and blustery weakness is no longer seen as strength, Rubio will thin and fade until we’re not really sure he ever existed in the first place.

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Senator M.T. Suitio sez what?

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I feel sorry for his ears but we’re all making sacrifices and ears are no exception.

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I especially like the mask in the winter. Keeps my face warm. Just bought a flannel one with a space for a filter. Said to use blue paper shop cloth.

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Blustery weakness may be more popular than you think!

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Dr. Fauci has a PhD … in science. He knows more than Marco does.

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Rubio is a whiny dumbass. He calls Fauci a ‘liar’ without ONCE acknowledging Trump’s lies. He besmirches Fauci’s credentials while pretending CONGRESS somehow has ‘better’ ones…and then attacks ‘the elites’ while sashaying his ass down to the clinic to buck the line for vaccines. Yeah…elitism…

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It’s going to be funny as hell when Little Marco loses that primary to Ivanka in 2022.

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Yeah, there’s no question he’s in the same genera as a pig.
One of the near-extinct relatives known for their extreme filth.

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Marquito has got him on sycophancy

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Here’s a shining example for you----

The redoubtable Louie Gohmert has filed a federal lawsuit against VP Mike Pence in an effort to force Pence to disregard the will of the people on January 6 and award the presidency to Li’l Donnie.

Of course it will be laughed out of court, but the fact that a sitting member of the House is stupid enough to do something like this and expect the courts to accept it is a damning indictment of the entire GOP.

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I think you make-a ze zhoke but he does have an MD from Cornell. First in his class.

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So does my dog—and he died in October.

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I’ll bet Marco has a staff member whose sole responsibility is to remind him to be an asshole.

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Well, First in his class is definitely elitist!

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I was surprised that Rubio got elected.

The First Time
The Second Time
Any Time for Anything

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