Elmer S. Rhodes is keeping an eye out for the waiter with the bread sticks at Olive Garden. “Where is the server?” What happened to the server?" Insurrection sure works up an appetite!
Macfarlane posted this bit, yesterday… he’s kind of underselling the problem with the the One-Eyed-Wonder’s lawyers’ filing, here.
The claim is that they entered the Capital to “render aid” after Ashley Babbitt was shot… but, as it turns out, she was shot some time after time-stamped video shows the Oat Eaters attempting to enter the Capital in a stack.
No word, yet, on whether you can get endless bread-sticks in prison.
This bit from the Washington Post yesterday on Biden’s speech:
“The Ukraine crisis has featured an unlikely test of personalities: Putin, the ex-spy, has brazenly used the threat of military power, advertising his desire to control Ukraine and rewrite Europe’s security rules, even as he denied any intention to invade. But he has been met by a stalwart Biden,the genial career politician who stumbles over his sentences — but not, in this case, with his actions…
Good Lord, how would they have treated FDR? What morons.
The lawyers also argued that Stewart’s co-conspirator, Edward Vallejo, was too fat, old and unhealthy to pose a real threat as an alleged “quick reaction force” (QRF) in the plot described by prosecutors.
“Your honor, I am too old and decrepit to have boinked that hooker. I just hired her to have dinner with me at Olive Garden.”
The massive number of deaths above normal shows exactly why TFG should never have been elected and placed in a position of authority and why he should never be elected again. He needs to rot in hell.
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Rhodes and the other Oath Keepers were only at the Capitol to “defend that declaration” if Trump were to invoke it, the lawyers said.
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Correct me if I am wrong but the Insurrection Act applies to “US Army troops” not to extremist militias. Right?
Biden stutters and has since childhood which is no reflection on his intelligence or mental acuity which are right where they should be. He has worked hard on his speech patterns and I commend that.