TFW Your Insurrection Fails And You Have To Settle For Olive Garden | Talking Points Memo

A lot of things happened. Here are some of the things. This is TPM’s Morning Memo.

Attorneys for Oath Keepers leader Stewart Rhodes, who’s been charged with seditious conspiracy in connection to the Jan. 6 Capitol attack, said in a recent court filing that Stewart and his Oath Keeper buddies were waiting for Trump to invoke the Insurrection Act that day.


This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://talkingpointsmemo.com/?p=1405180
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Off topic but in the news as well:

And the pressure continues…

Also, in the context of many of Josh’s posts this past week, this NYTimes article is a great summary and gives interesting insight:

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Elmer S. Rhodes is keeping an eye out for the waiter with the bread sticks at Olive Garden. “Where is the server?” What happened to the server?" Insurrection sure works up an appetite!

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Macfarlane posted this bit, yesterday… he’s kind of underselling the problem with the the One-Eyed-Wonder’s lawyers’ filing, here.

The claim is that they entered the Capital to “render aid” after Ashley Babbitt was shot… but, as it turns out, she was shot some time after time-stamped video shows the Oat Eaters attempting to enter the Capital in a stack.

No word, yet, on whether you can get endless bread-sticks in prison.

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This bit from the Washington Post yesterday on Biden’s speech:

“​​The Ukraine crisis has featured an unlikely test of personalities: Putin, the ex-spy, has brazenly used the threat of military power, advertising his desire to control Ukraine and rewrite Europe’s security rules, even as he denied any intention to invade. But he has been met by a stalwart Biden, the genial career politician who stumbles over his sentences — but not, in this case, with his actions…

Good Lord, how would they have treated FDR? What morons.

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  • The lawyers also argued that Stewart’s co-conspirator, Edward Vallejo, was too fat, old and unhealthy to pose a real threat as an alleged “quick reaction force” (QRF) in the plot described by prosecutors.

“Your honor, I am too old and decrepit to have boinked that hooker. I just hired her to have dinner with me at Olive Garden.”

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The massive number of deaths above normal shows exactly why TFG should never have been elected and placed in a position of authority and why he should never be elected again. He needs to rot in hell.

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Thank you reading that so I don’t have to. I stopped reading WaPo years ago.

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NEW!

President Donald J. Trump:

"We have a great company with fantastic assets that are unique, extremely valuable and, in many cases, far more valuable than what was listed in our Financial Statements..." pic.twitter.com/SuJDcoXNxo

— Liz Harrington (@realLizUSA) February 16, 2022
** **And the best reply, worth the clic**k

he has the right to remain silent but can’t pic.twitter.com/WikXeUH1Gx

— United We Stand (@unitedweare23) February 16, 2022
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I wonder if Rudy is going to use that defense, I.e., that he was too fat, too old, and too unhealthy to plan an insurrection.

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I’m quite certain that is his destiny. He’ll never repent.

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Rhodes and the other Oath Keepers were only at the Capitol to “defend that declaration” if Trump were to invoke it, the lawyers said.
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Correct me if I am wrong but the Insurrection Act applies to “US Army troops” not to extremist militias. Right?

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It’s in a news service I get (the Flip Side). I didn’t have to read the whole thing because this was an excerpt.

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Sooner the better.

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After all that has come out so far one has to wonder what more is Donnie trying to hide, thank god for Biden.

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Nothing like taking the team out to Dairy Queen or Olive Garden after the big game.

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Extremely filling up on breadsticks!

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Biden stutters and has since childhood which is no reflection on his intelligence or mental acuity which are right where they should be. He has worked hard on his speech patterns and I commend that.

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My daughter does graphic design. I’ll ask.

ETA. She said, “never use a photo like that unless I didn’t like the guy.”

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Yeah, nothing better to assuage your disappointment over a failed coup than garlic breadsticks. And unlimited (freedumb!!) salad.

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