Texas Republicans' Bid to Out-Hard Ass Each Other Continues

Originally published at: Texas Republicans’ Bid to Out-Hard Ass Each Other Continues

As Texas Democrats mull when and how exactly they will return to the state, potentially later this week — despite the fact that Gov. Greg Abbott has vowed to keep calling for special sessions until his Trumped up congressional maps are approved — Texas Republicans’ efforts to outdo one another by attempting to arrest and…

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Senator Cornyn be all like this:

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Cornyn is past his sell by date…

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““If it’s a national emergency, we can do it without Congress,” Trump said.”

Congressbeings secure in their cushy positions, reaping lots of benefits and gratuities (now not taxed!) might ought to look out. For that matter, the fact that their Gilt Idol has moved so quickly to using violence and military action ought to really worry them. After all, they “work” in DC. Or at least hang out with the monied interests and lobbyists there.

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Glad to see y’all are yucking it up. I’m happy that nobody imagines that Trump will decide there’s no need for a Congress anymore and just lets 'em all go home. Maybe with a payoff, if they’re Republicans. Maybe a cage in Gitmo if they’re not.

Perhaps you have not noticed, but even though “the courts” may, after months or years, decide he did a bad thing, he still has gotten to do pretty much anything he wants to. And those armed military are still on the streets of LA.

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By “we” he means himself and the voices in his head.

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Or it’s short (!) for weewee.

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And in news explaining why FBI agents should be patrolling the streets of DC.

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Speaking from the perspective of a public employee of the state of TX who’s been fighting them for the past 27 years:

No. They’re candyassed cosplayers who can’t take a punch. TX Dems are owning them.

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Nope, it’s clearly the Royal We. Pretty sure that DonOLD wants a diamond tiara and ermine trimmed robe to go with the office of POTUS.


But please for the love of God don’t let him near the orb!

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Off topic: We should eliminate all singular English pronouns. We’ve already eliminated the second person. The third person pronouns are unnecessarily gendered, so our kids regularly don’t use them. The first one is just a single letter, and that’s just not right.

Who’s with us?

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Well, that is eye to eye?

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TBH, I’m inclined to hope Paxton wins the R primary, because he will do less damage to our state as the most junior out of of 100 senators than he is doing now as Texas AG.

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The Texas GOP is engaging in the midcycle gerrymandering because President Trump asked them to.

Because a New York shyster named Donald threatened them.

Some representation there, Texas. No wonder the grid doesn’t work.

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Gawd, but that was a great movie!

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He’s even further past his sold out date.

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Said without any intent of irony or snark or disrespect: Thank you for your service.

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I am!
Ah, sh*t. That didn’t work.

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Thanks. I teach at a public university, Hispanic-serving institution, many 1st-gen, recognized as veteran-friendly, Carnegie Tier 1. I’m white, cis, male, Full: ergo, I have so much privilege that I feel an obligation to stick it out on behalf of those with less.

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I’m currently part-timing for the county office of education here, providing career and technical education track stuff to high schools, including alt-ed schools, out here in Califunny. I hear ya.

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So is Paxton…

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