Implanted memories. He’s a Republicant.
Can’t pass the Voight-Kampff test.
At this point, I think I’m so lacking in empathy that I’d gladly flip the turtle, Moscow Mitch, onto his back.
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I don’t think it is possible for an infant to remember much of anything. Memory requires context.
Next time he’ll reminisce about either the runaway giant tit or the sheep.
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Sadly, many “good women” are brought up to believe the same crap and understand “their place” as baby makers to help propagate the faith. So they willingly(?) accept bonding themselves to the likes of him.
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This idiot has nothing on Laurence Sterne’s fictional Tristram Shandy, who remembers his conceptlon. “Tristram Shandy begins his autobiographical tale with the story of his conception, in which his mother interrupts the sexual moment by asking an irrelevant question about the winding of the clock.” Now THAT’S memory!
https://www.sparknotes.com/lit/tristram/section1/
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David Byrne did:
There’s a party in my mind
And I hope it never stops
There’s a party up there all the time
And they’ll party till they drop
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“In the womb there was a sensation of compression and advancement against one side and another,” Rounds said. “This urgent pressure to burst out.”
Um…I think he’s confusing his birth with losing his virginity. He has lost his virginity, hasn’t he?
A passage worthy of 50 shades of inanity.
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“Fifty Shades of Cray.”
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Before there was mankind, God aborted mankind.
The deeper irony here is that the very existence of a shit-stain like this goon is an argument FOR abortion.
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He can distinctly remember the blastocyst phase and all the individual blood cells that made up his nutrient sac. How dare you doubt him?
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Not to get all earthy - but this world would be a different place if men had periods.
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No. That bit strikes me as incredible.
I had quite a few recurring dreams when I was younger, from my early childhood into my mid-20s. They kind of just faded away.
My understanding is that dreams play an important role in learning how to deal with new situations and experiences. So, I’m not surprised that my own dreaming life was more tumultuous and even bizarre when I was new to this world.
Now, of course, I’ve seen everything, know everything, and am thoroughly jaded, so I limit my dreams to impossible sexual encounters and entirely accurate visions of the future.
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Yawn.
Tell this guy to call me when his memory harkens back to before he was an embryo, sitting in the Creator’s assembly line -unfortunately missing out when brains were introduced.
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“… the legislature’s anti-abortion bill that aims to ban the procedure as soon as pregnancy is detected.” So can I assume an abortion would be legal before you know you’re pregnant?
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That’s funny, most of us are trying to forget it.
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I guess he doesn’t need to be born again.
I had a friend who swore he could remember coming out of the womb. HIs wife, a doctor,said she believed him.
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Please remember whenever you hear something abysmally stupid to stop and ask,
“What are you, a republican?” In this case he as already self-identified so you can just shake your head and walk away.
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My first thought when I read the line about birthdays being a celebration of not being aborted was that his mom did NOT want him and told him so frequently. “Gol dang it, I shoulda gone to Chik-a-go and gotten rid you ya, ya pisser”
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O it would. No doubt about it.
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