Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) started a Twitter fight with “Hellboy” actor Ron Perlman early Monday morning in which the senator volunteered Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH), who served as assistant wrestling coach at Ohio State University, to wrestle the actor.
7th grade boys, with Twitter.
When hasn’t Cruz embarrassed himself when he’s opened his mouth or engaged his thumbs?
Gym Jordan. His name is spelled Gym Jordan.
Lying ted cruz with his ugly wife isn’t doing gym jordan any favors by mentioning wrestling.
For reference - Ron Perlman is seventy… and Cruz still invokes “let’s you and him fight”.
How about Ron and drump fight…
LOL…I love it. Perlman is brutal and very liberal. I don’t even like Hellboy or Sons of Anarchy, but Perlman himself is a gem haha
https://www.newsweek.com/sons-anarchy-actor-ron-perlman-goes-trump-latest-twitter-post-1288903
…and can definitely wipe the floor with ol’ Ted.
Swalwell weighs in
Listen,
. You talk good game… wait, no you don’t. You can’t even stand up to the guy who insulted your wife and dad.
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Ted Cruz
@tedcruz
· 10h
Listen Hellboy. You talk good game when you’ve got Hollywood makeup & stuntmen. But I’ll bet $10k—to the nonpolitical charity of your choice—that you couldn’t last 5 min in the wrestling ring w/ @Jim_Jordan w/o getting pinned. You up for it? Or does your publicist say too risky? twitter.com/perlmutations/…
10:26 PM · Jun 14, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
What a country.
"Here’s the thing you have to understand about Ted Cruz. I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz." – former U.S. Senator Al Franken
Oh, if we get to volunteer people on their behalf, I volunteer Jim Jordan to wrestle “grab them by the pussy” Benadick Being’adick Donnie.
The loser has to publicly declare “Black Lives Matter”.
Works this way for Teddy Cruz.
Pinned? Is that what they called it?
From a member of the “world’s greatest deliberative body“
How can you not like Hellboy? WTF
These bicker-fests are rarely any participant’s most shining moments but Cruz is just maladjusted. Every anecdote just further cements the idea. You feel like telling him to knock it off and don’t make you come down there or you’ll regret it.
Teddy boy doesn’t like to see his “ugliest politician walking” reputation impugned. He’s homely and proud of it in spite of his current Wolverine vibe.
Senator Blobfish:
(political_arena != wresting_arena)
LOL…I dunno. I love ridiculous and comic book type stuff, but it just never clicked (I didn’t mean I dislike it though) haha
