Stuart Varney Stretches Limits Of Sycophancy For Trump

It’s uglier than Lou Dobbs trying to set the clock on his VCR.

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Ever notice that the timing of the nausea or vomiting can indicate the cause? When appearing shortly after a meal, nausea or vomiting may be caused by food poisoning, gastritis (inflammation of the stomach lining), an ulcer, or bulimia. Nausea or vomiting one to eight hours after a meal may also indicate food poisoning.

Sorry, after reading this snip I just felt suddenly compelled to learn more from Google about the causes of vomiting.

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When the tide goes out, a lot of Stuart Varney types are going to be caught swimming naked. Needless to say, it’s going to be an ugly sight to behold.

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Stuart, do you believe this president lies? Walsh asked Varney.

No,” Varney replied.

You don’t believe he’s ever lied?” Walsh asked again.

He exaggerates and spins,” Varney said.

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Hey, I think Lou Dobbs is a douche-bag, but don’t make fun of us old timers. We do the best we can with new-fangled technology!

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No, we just have to root for Walsh to go third party and peel off diehard 'baggers who have also soured on Shithead.

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The only thing, the only thing Trump loves is himself. And he lies to everyone, incessantly, and he probably lies to himself.

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“Grandpa, no! I told you, we have Amazon Prime now, you just have to click on the icon. No, the icon! Look, the damned VCR isn’t even plugged in anymore!”

“Jeez, Louise - when is the nurse going to get here? I have to head out for a meeting and you know we can’t leave him alone ever since that thing with the cat and the microwave…”

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Despicable Vs. Deplorable.

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If Walsh squinted at the camera and asked Varney to shift a little in his seat because the glare was preventing him from seeing how brown his nose is, I guarantee you would have heard raucous laughter in the background.

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I can just imagine Evangelicals arriving at the Pearly Gates and trying to argue the finer points of the 8th Commandment with St. Peter.

I hope they bring Harry Frankfurt’s classic paper on the finer points of lying vs. bullshitting with them as a reference, as that seems to be their Bible.

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I still don’t get it. Of all the topics to have an “argument” about, why this? This isn’t gaslighting, because even that allows for some shred of doubt in the victim. Desperation, yes, but sheesh, folks; even the most die-hard cultist knows that this fucker lies all the time.

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It’s one of those “irregular verbs”. “I respond, you embellish, he exaggerates, they lie…”

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Maddow among others has been staying on a story about the maladministration ordering children back to home countries. They’re here and some have been for decades because they’re receiving life saving treatment. Maddow suggested Fox run this story because so far the admin hasn’t said a word in public about the inhumane policy underlying this order, and maybe Miller didn’t clue in trumPP about his plan…

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It’s what they love about him. Giving them info they otherwise wouldn’t get in a reality- based world.

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At the G7 summit in Biarritz, Trump said that not only did the Chinese seem amenable to a trade deal, but that he’d actually heard from Beijing’s top officials that very week.

“Though Trump and Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin insisted there had been “communication,” aides privately conceded the phone calls Trump described didn’t happen they way he said they did.
Instead, two officials said Trump was eager to project optimism that might boost markets, and conflated comments from China’s vice premier with direct communication from the Chinese.”

Or as Al Franken said, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right.

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https://twitter.com/FrazzleMyGimp/status/1017144365318369281

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I’ve still got the book on my shelf. It will never not be true.

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Piers Morgan and Varney and should be careful when they choose sides

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I hear Instagram does wonders on ear hair.

Might be just a rumor, though.

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