Obama’s fault…
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If they’re afraid of some glitter I can’t wait until they get the 55 gallon drums of lube.
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England scores… 2 - 2
Correction - No GOAL Still 2 - 1
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Glitter is more insidious than many people might realize. When we had a big move at one of my former employers, we found confetti and glitter had worked its way all over the place, including file folders and keyboards. Consequently, both were banned (confetti and glitter, not keyboards and file folders), and I cannot say that I was sorry to hear that.
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When a NASA engineer decides to tackle package thieves…
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… over which they will indubitably call the bomb squad
Violence? Really? Then actually getting glittered would be more violence than these little snowflakes could take, they’d clutch their pearls and faint (sparkling hypnotically on the way down, of course).
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Since Super Happy Fun America does not like glitter, I can only conclude that like the Holy Roman Empire they are neither Super, nor Happy, nor Fun.
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they wear their chaps backwards
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what do you think they are putting in the guns of those tanks?
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It wasn’t the glitter that terrified them.
It was the gay cooties.
One touch and they might just turn gay!
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“See? We’re victims, too!” Idiots.
I always liked hanging out with the girls because there was more of a chance I’d get kissed.
These guys? They really, really like to be together, don’t they?
(I can say that because my father is gay.)
Without the spikes, it would just be Happy Fun America.
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The name was available?
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Naw, he’s already comitted to dykes on bikes.
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And don’t forget the glitter bomber who terrorized Amazon package thieves.
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Well, most of them do have beards.
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They only like glitter if it’s shaped like guns.
You could just do it between each word.
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