‘Straight Pride’ Organizers Call 911 Over Glitter-Filled Letters

Well according to the AltRight -this is a classic “False Flag” operation! They mailed it to themselves!!!

Complaining that the ordeal was a “huge inconvenience,” Racioppi said he didn’t find out the envelopes contained glitter until he read about it in the news.

Wow, that’s a lota drama - for a straight guy.

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That’s something to have pride about right there.

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Flamboyantly straight men afraid of a little glitter – they’re frightened little putzes.

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To be fair (and Dog, it pains me to do so), sounds like they had unopened envelopes with no return address and containing some unknown substance. They didn’t see that it was some shiny pieces of glitter.

Sounds like they did the smart thing here, actually.

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I am very confused. Why would an American pro-homophobia group give itself a Japanese name and then run it through Google Translate?

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Because they is stupid

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Super Happy Fun America

It sounds so Reagan Era Nostalgia for Leave it to Beaver, My Three Sons, Ozzie & Harriet, and The Andy Griffith Show.

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Let me get this straight - Yolo Minneapolis, a gay man, is their mascot? Next year, I expect to see Mike Pence as the gay pride mascot.

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The Self-Hate, Tax Cheating and self-inflicted Debt problems are real with this one.

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That’s that “weaponized” glitter…

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A straight pride parade………sounds kind of gay to me.

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Trying to decide the best place to insert “Paranoid.”

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Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

Just no glitter. Okay? Loaded semi-automatics are okay, but don’t scare me with glitter.

@discobot display help

I currently know how to do the following things:

@discobot start tutorial

Starts one of the following interactive tutorials: tutorial, advanced tutorial.

@discobot roll 2d6

:game_die: 3, 6

@discobot quote

:left_speech_bubble: Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you — Princess Diana

@discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: You may rely on it

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Like selling ice to the Inuit…

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Becuses it’s harder to get people to help with your parade when it’s called Humorless Bigoted Asswipes?

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That’s a pretty tiny foot stomping on the rainbow flag…bet he scuffed his SS boot toes with his mom’s emery board to look extra manly.

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Considering global warming, that Alaska’s had a run of temps up in the 90’s…

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