Stolen Jefferson Davis Monument Is Apparently In Danger Of Being Turned Into A Toilet

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A $500,000 monument dedicated to Confederate president Jefferson Davis could be doomed to a crappy fate.

This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://talkingpointsmemo.com/?p=1368353
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the group that claims to currently possess the monument is demanding a ransom from the United Daughters of the Confederacy

Turnabout is fair play.

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Long way to go to take a leak, but I’m ready to do it.

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A fitting use.

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Under this premise, would a bowel movement on said throne be considered a secession?

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The group, which calls itself “White Lies Matter,” is demanding that the UDC display a banner featuring a quote by former Black Liberation Army activist Assata Shakur

They had me at “White Lies Matter, Inc.”

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Um, er, and the problem?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!! It’s just impossible at this point to feel any sympathy for these people after all they’ve put us through the past couple decades. Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em all to death.

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That’s sort of redefining the meanings of both “danger” and “make useful” IMHO.

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Maybe more like an emancipation?

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Hmm. It just occurred to me: Should I add the Jefferson Davis turlet as an optional stop along with his grave on the Tio Wally’s Shit On Their Graves™ Tours® or will people already be too pooped?

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I smell hoax.

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“We’re not going to give in to extortion,” she told TPM.

Good, then we can all cheer when this fake monument is related to the bottom of a pile of shit. I estimate the value of it will then increase to $500,000.03!

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Wait for the Alabama state legislature to pass a Jefferson Davis memorial restroom bill.

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“If you don’t give a shit, we will!”

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Wonder if UDC is just trying to collect insurance money on this shameful statue. Perhaps they are victims of Tr_mp’s last fraud and need the cash? White robes are expensive!

Oh well, at least no one can steal the hate that is in their hearts. “Bless their little hearts.”

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Or evacuation. Of ones bowels.

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This is hilarious!!

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And it’ll be installed in a non-gendered restroom in Arkansas!

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I KNOW it’s against the law to ‘steal’ a monument but DAMN. This was pretty clever and well done…

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