White House senior adviser Stephen Miller painted the federal agents who are “proactively” arresting nonviolent protesters in Portland, Oregon as brave soldiers.
“You have a hundred [Department of Homeland Security] officers standing up against that lawless mob,” Miller told Fox News host Tucker Carlson. “They should be celebrated. They should be celebrated as heroes.”
Ah yes…the ‘lawless mob’. The ‘mob’ comprised of mostly peaceful protesters in a two block radius down by the waterfront. THAT ‘mob’…the one that ‘grew’ with the addition of the Feds with Moms and Veterans and everyday people out there protesting the Brownshirts marching and shooting and beating people ‘proactively’. Stay in DC, Miller. You won’t be welcomed here.
Stephen Miller Says Feds Occupying Portland ‘Should Be Celebrated As Heroes’
Sure, in his fantasy country, where the citizens reelect their openly racist, child-encaging leader by overwhelming majorities.
That’s not here, however.
Really, they are more like super heroes if you think about it. They wear masks and conceal their true identities. So really, they are real life Batmen complete with the best utility belts money can buy.
They could win this war like they should have won Iraq. Send in Mayor McCheese and the 198th Airborne Quarter-Pounder Bombardment Battalion. Maybe the intercontinental A-800 RaysPizza.
Follow up with targeted milkshake and apple pie drone strikes.