Failing to retain ballots for less than 22 months after the election would lead to everyone involved getting up to 1 year in prison.
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Bet ya they’re utterly unaware of the consequences of trashing ballots.
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Cyber Ninjas is going to have Mrs. Whackadoodle’s Home Ec class stay afterward to help with the audit.
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Every story on this solidifies the true believers in the conspiracy. If the count is never completed, it is proof. If the count is completed (sometime in this decade) and the results (surprise!) show fraud, it is proof. And if by some miracle the count is completed and it shows Biden won, then the conspiracy is even worse than anyone imagined. Bottom line is that every single day this goes on is helping to undermine basic democratic principles.
After years and years of Arpaio, I still haven’t adjusted to having someone remotely sane in the sheriff’s office here.
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Which is why I don’t think recounting the ballots was what they were after.
I have no idea in my state, let alone in any other state, how many people each county needs to conduct the county’s BOE to do a recount or even an audit. And I’m betting that Cyber Ninjas that seems to be the lead business in this case had no clue too.
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I believe you are still in Kansas.
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Then the Cyber Idiots would say “illegals tampered with the count.”
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I’d love to see the valedictorian give a speech saying how the American right to vote is sacred and Joe Biden legitimately won the most secure election in American history.
Of course, the Arizona senate would probably try to burn the valedictorian at the stake but, hey, no one said telling the truth was going to be easy.
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Wait…there’s an AM radio?
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And what it won’t lead to is the MFWWNBN being president.
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My sister calls AM and FM “A and M” and “F and M.” 
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When does that get cut off? Because there’s is something about security of adult children of a President getting cut off after a period of time.
Anyone else remember this?
Jr and Mueller at the same airport gate July 2018.
But seriously Trump kids are private citizens, and thus unless they’re with dad don’t get free trips on our dime.
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The beauty of conspiracy theories. Everything, including evidence against it, is proof that the moon landings were staged in New Mexico and Area 51 does have aliens.
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You’re just trying to divide us with your fractional humor.
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Oh dear dog, Don Huffines thinks he’s gonna be governor next year.
Getting his dumb ass tossed out of the state senate in 2018 was almost as sweet as getting Pete Sessions’ dumb ass tossed out of Congress.
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So they may ‘stash’ the ballots somewhere in the facility while they’re gone?
…move the ballots somewhere in the Coliseum during the graduations.
Are they going to post guards for the ballots in storage? Will they have 24 hour surveillance cameras to make sure no one tampers with the ‘stash’? Will they have guards guarding the guards?
I’m no CPA, but I know amateurism when I see it!
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They weren’t. They just went off to Oz for a bit after a tornado came through.
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What the fuck is it with the fucking car dealership families in Texas running for every fucking office? What about selling cars makes these people think they know how to govern in the first place?
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