There are three kinds of people. Those who are good at math and those who aren’t good at math.
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Sketchy AZ Audit Of 2020 Votes Set To Be Interrupted By… High School Graduations
WHAT??? Those CyberNinjas haven’t graduated from high school, yet???
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It’s a doorway to a whole other universe!
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JFC
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I keep pointing out that counting all the ballots wasn’t their intent. They’re intent is to get inside the voting machines. Do we know what type of voting machines, or counting machines for paper ballots Maricopa County uses?
If you haven’t read this then it’s worth using one of your limited reads.
This whole AZ “audit” shit show is because someone sold a half baked idea. And it grew exponentially because of confirmation bias, or a certain person knew the real poll numbers and refused to adjust the campaign message accordingly.
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Arizona Senate Republicans’ conspiracy-theory-infused “audit” of 2020’s election results in Maricopa County will soon be interrupted by the sounds of Arizona teenagers celebrating the end of their high school years.
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These stupid fucks better not toss those (counted or uncounted) ballots. I would not put it past them. I am sure the goobers involved will crow about the “fraud” they found in bamboo tainted ballots from “over there, the southern part of the world…China”. The real idiots here are two groups. First the voters who elected idiots to my state’s government. And second, the actual idiots in my state’s Senate who voted to do this epic stupid travesty of an “audit”. They, my state’s “amateur” senators, did not trust the republican controlled counting of ballots on election night nor did they trust two subsequent professionally administered hand counts of the ballots also ultimately controlled by Goobers. In addition they did not trust their own certification of the tally. Biden won Arizona all three times. So they had to call in the conspiracy nut jobs to cook up “fraud”.
If I were a State Senator I would resign and move out of Arizona.
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You are just causing division with your clever jokes that the poor, economically-anxious MAGAs will never comprehend, multiplying their existential anxieties, in addition to subtracting any real compassion of their actual plight of being stranded from reality.
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Actually, if this is the ignomious end of the audit, then the conspiracy theorists will have new fodder. “They” stopped the count. “They” didn’t want the truth to come out. “They” canceled the lease when the audit started talking about testing for bamboo — therefore, it’s obviously true that half of the ballots were shipped from China, probably all loaded with Corona virus.
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Wanna bet that’s where Donnie got the idea for his light-up-your-ass covid cure?
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If this farce does not move my states voters off the dime to vote these fucks out then there is no hope for mankind.
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My bad (snicker).
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Oh, that’s OK! I know it’s just your calculating nature.
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Fucking pay wall
I do like Sheriff Penzone’s big “fuck you” to the clown show.
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Hands down folks…we have the web winner with us!!!
I am stealing this and it may become the wall paper for my desktop computer.
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An AM radio station is advertising their right wing radio program on nearly every commercial break on a local TV station. Fuckers are pushing for as many true believers as they can get.
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I was afraid of that. Does your browser allow you to go incognito? I’ve heard that works.
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David Litt showed how to stick the election conspiracy right up the asses of people like that NewsMax anchor.
This should be done by every Democrat when they go on TV. Make those fuckers own it. That anchor looked like he wanted to run into the bathroom to hide.
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Ah Ha! I think I might be able to do that. Hold on. Lemme try…
Hmmm… I opened a private window and got this…
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