Oh look! It’s a sociopathic, white, male, baby boomer talking nonsense. I bet he watches Fox news, hates his millennial grandchildren, longs for the days he could tell racist jokes and wishes it was still like the 1950s.
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Yes, but we need to land at night when it isn’t so hot.
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Can we land these lunatics on the Sun? Because it’s worth a try.
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Well, sure, we have to be careful. God, every time I hear about that Parker probe, I remember the movie, Sunshine. Awesome sci-fi.
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Already exists. It’s called Florida.
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“Walk into the light, Grandpa. Everything will be okay. Don’t worry, I have power of attorney now.”
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Part of me hopes it floods relatively quickly, but then I think there are innocents who want no part of the Republican madness. I mean, Slender Man is just misunderstood. Where would he go?
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Clearly fake bamboo
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You mean they faked the fake paper?! Ingenious!
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Since the 40,000 ballots actually came from the moon, they should be looking for crumbs of green cheese.
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Not bad for a bunch of dimmocrats. Of course, Soros paid for the experts who told them how.
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Maybe we should initiate some studies to see if republicans will breed in captivity. On second thought, nah.
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Because if they came from Asia they must be made from bamboo, like everything made there.
I heard that aliens brought 100,000 Biden ballots. They should also check for space dust.
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won’t work, because the magical Kung Fu fraudsters can walk the length of the rice paper and leave no trace. They can walk through walls. Looked for, they cannot be seen. Felt for, they cannot be touched.
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As far as I’m concerned the final word on this was heard months ago.
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Yes, and the ink will prove to have been made with feces from a snail species found only in Wuhan Province…hmmmmmm…
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I sometimes have to fast-forward through an SNL episode these days, but, yeah, sometimes they still hit the mark, which makes it worth the time. 
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Look Asian. Definitely Asian.
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When she said “If the name is Meep Thorp Zandar” the first time I heard it I lost it.
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