Shutdown Odds Skyrocket As House Republicans Flail

Those are dumbest of all…

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OK odds are that the government shuts down. What are the odds that Kevin is ousted at the same time? That’s the kind of full on cluster-f-meltdown to meet these unprecedented times that I’m here for (Sadly).

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There should be no Ds voting to save McCarthy without reward. A spending bill that will pass the Senate and Biden’s signature is only a start.

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“Resist government tranny and get a brian, moran!”

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Zero.

His side will have gotten everything they asked for. They will rapidly find out it’s not what they wanted.

I fully expect to see dancing in the aisles of the chamber when 1 October comes around and the government completely shuts down. They’ve wanted this for years now and they will finally get it.

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I’m not sure they have any interest in doing so. The whole hold up here has been caused by Freedom Caucus people attaching riders to these spending bills that they know cannot pass as stand-alone legislation. That’s not persuasion but brute force. Except that the GOP’s margin in the House is so narrow that that strategy’s not working. And so here we are.

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They have no desire to win friends or influence people. They want to rule. No compromise. No bargains. Their way or nothing. The fact that they have mentioned deep spending cuts, increased order security and control of Executive Branch offices (to protect Trump) means they are not only unserious, but dangerously out of control. I’ve mentioned hostage-taking before, and that’s where we are. These Republicans are willing to hurt their constituents to save Trump ass from accountability.

EDIT: If the Republicans were serious, they’d write a freaking budget.

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What do you get when you lie down with fleas?

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I’m surprised that Jeffries isn’t stepping up with a clean bill - as negotiated last Spring - and a discharge petition. It shouldn’t be that hard to peel away five or six Republicans. Do it today – while the narrative is all Republicans in disarray and if McCarthy and the rest won’t go along, it simply cements that the shut-down is all on MAGA.

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Once again the Guardians Of Pandemonium prove they couldn’t organize a two-car funeral procession, mostly because they couldn’t agree on who rides in the lead car.

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The House Republican Right Clown Circus conclusively demonstrates why both clowns and stupidity are nasty. Together, they are terrifying.

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“Fucking chaos” … “a total shit show”

Two texts I’ve gotten from inside the House Republican leadership in the last few minutes.

— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) September 21, 2023

🚨🚨🚨BREAKING — HOUSE will alert members shortly that they are done for the week

— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) September 21, 2023
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This is the level of fucking stupid we’re dealing with. And it’s genetic.

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Qevin could resolve this mess overnight. He just needs to sit down with some Democrats and work out a compromise, But then, I think he is just too stupid.

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The cowardice continues apace

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How stupid is he on a scale of 1 to Ron Johnson?

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Except there will be no one to let them into the chamber, and no lights to see by.

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I hope Conservative Grandma and Representative Lauren Boebert does not see this and get any ideas for PDA that she does not already have.

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So, they’ll do it outside. It really doesn’t matter to them. This is their major accomplishment.

Kind of like one’s first poop in the potty. It’s on that level.

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