The dubious way that the Trump campaign is collecting “evidence” to support its post-election litigation was exposed in a Thursday hearing in its “SharpieGate” lawsuit in Arizona.
In other words, the judge is telling them that their evidence, by their own admission, is not trustworthy, and that the premise of their lawsuit is unfounded.
Langhofer tried to suggest that because the declarations were submitted under punishment perjury, they could be trusted. But then the judge pointed out that the ones the campaign itself deemed to be fake were submitted under that disclaimer as well.
“If your process for gathering declarations has yielded sworn statements under oath that your investigation has determined to be false, that doesn’t give me any reason to believe that your process is one that generates trustworthy affidavits,” Kiley said. “It simply generated affidavits that you can’t prove are not true. That’s not the same as being trustworthy.”
Langhofer is going to known as Laughoffer before this is done.
Langhofer also admitted that they filtered out those declarants who were deemed obviously fake, because they used … profanity in their email addresses.
This is what happens when you ask morons to swear an affidavit, Attorney Langhofer.
Could we please, please, please, pretty please, with a cherry on top, stop referring to every fake "scandal’ as “gate”. It’s lazy, boring and dumb. Besides I thought SharpieGate was when Trump used a Sharpie to make the hurricane go towards Alabama…
So, are the Trump lawyers going to litigate all of the affidavits they know to be false? Are they turning over those names? And, aren’t they obligated to validate ALL of the affidavits, as it is their evidence? In which case, for all of the Trumpites whose affidavits turn out to be false because they are lying to overturn the election results - don’t they have to turn those names over to prosecutors too?
Idiots are driving their bus and are too afraid of the idiot in the back to tell him those aren’t pancakes, it’s a cliff.