Former Attorney General Jeff Sessions can apparently still find it within himself to extol President Donald Trump, even after Trump pointedly endorsed Sessions’ GOP primary rival in the Alabama Senate race on Tuesday.
There is some major league mental illness at work here, on both sides.
Sessions in the Oval Office with a stupid stick.
Stockholm Syndrome meets Jeffy…
Sessions clearly wants to win this run-off, so what else can he say (from the standpoint of political expediency)?
Still: not a good look for him.
What a pathetic, sad little man.
Dude, he’s not gonna eff you.
Talk about not knowing when to say when. He’s 73 and willingly submits to this humiliation. The Senator gig must be a really, really good one.
Gets slapped.
“Can I have another sir.”
I was unaware that the proper response to a bully is “thanks sir, can you punch me again? And in front of all these voters?”
Like a whipped dog! Sad!
He’s just not that into you, Pete. Sad.
It’s all pretty rich. Senator quits Senate to work as a corrupt president’s AG. He’s shady, but he isn’t quite shady enough to satisfy the president’s taste for raw sewage. President fires him. He decides to run again for his old job and loses to a god damn football coach.
Rough times these days for a horrid little Keebler elf.
I can’t quite figure out if he really is that needy for humiliation or if he’d like to extract some revenge if he gets back into the Senate. Either way, don’t want him back in the Senate or any other elected office.
Clearly that servile dog has been beaten badly by a raging lunatic. It has forgotten to bite the master who stopped feeding it.
If I weren’t such a terrible person, I could almost feel sorry for Sessions. But, you know…priorities.
The late Coretta Scott King warned us about people like Sessions.
I can just picture Tuberville being even worse. Doug is going to need some heavy support from the good people of Alabama. Running against either Sessions or Tuberville will be an uphill battle.
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Lol, who’s your daddy you little bitch? Hahahahaha.