Jeff Sessions is walking a shaky tightrope as he tries to win a Senate seat in Trump-loving Alabama while fending off the President’s burning and often-vocalized hatred.
Well. Time to add a new chapter to Profiles in Courage.
Tommy Tuberville
I’m still in awe of that name.
“He hedged his pushback, adding that he has ‘enormous appreciation’ for the President who constantly insults him in public, and that he looks forward to voting for him in the fall.”
Shorter Sessions: “I am a craven, little worm with no self-respect. Please let me lick a boot – any boot.”
Yet another bad porn star name…
“During the Friday interview, Trump also called him a “very average guy” and a “disaster” of an attorney general.”
When you get there,you stay there with Trump
Jeff who? Wasn’t he AG like 40 years ago?
Who was personally chosen by whom, Donnie.?
“Let’s not forget, the notion that we on the Trump campaign colluded with Russia has been proven to be a complete hoax, and the President has been exonerated.
Pro tip, Jeff: if you’re going to try to convince people that you’re telling the truth about not begging for the AG job, you might want to avoid making such a…well…unfortunate characterization of the conclusions from that report.
Kissing Trump’s ass is not begging, it is just ass kissing, right?
I feel so sorry for the KKKeebler Elf.
Does Jeff-KKK-Sessions have NO self-respect left? It sounds like he’s denying he doesn’t pick his nose in public: WHO gives a rat’s ass about him or his genuflecting?
" I truckled to the bully in grade school and I don’t regret a moment of it! I wish I could give him more lunch money."
Well, shucky darn, two craven assholes sparring for power. Imagine that!
This could apply to all of Trump’s AGs. In fact, why limit it to his Attorney Generals.
Let the middle school food fight commence!
How dare you speak Tom Petty’s name, you rodent?
The Dixie Pixie only read from the Barr translation. You know the summary that fit on bumper sticker. “Trump Did Nothing!”.
The version my uncle used to sing (you’ll have to imagine the visuals he acted out as he sang…):
"I’m a little Tea Pot, short and stout,
This is my handle, and this is my…
Well I’ll be damned, I’m a sugar bowl!"
OT
VE Day in Europe and we are still waiting for the Nazi’s to surrender here.
Repubs make a bold stand and dump Trump.