The Secret Service is buying a pair of jet skis as tools to protect President Donald Trump and his family, who are “very active in water sports,” according to a memo.
Well, we know what sorts of “water sports” Blotus likes…
Can they be transported to Moscow, specifically to a hotel? Asking for a friend /s
Oh, fuck me. This is absurd. And I guarantee it isn’t the so-called president who’s “active.” He can barely move that mountain of flesh from one point to another on foot.
Yeah, I was thinking that jet skis won’t help much for Donnie-Boy’s watersports.
I don’t think those boyz understand the type of ‘water sports’ enjoyed by that klan…
just an excuse for them to purchase more toys for the ss to keep occupied while in mar a lardo… they’ll undoubtedly be cruising the beaches looking at the girlies…
“Water sports”
LOL!
Looks like someone at the Secret Service has a pretty wicked sense of humor.
I mean, I am sure they had heard of the incontinent Moscow hookers and all, but they must have been quite surprised to learn that Fat Ass got off on jet skis, too.
Beavis and Butthead are into Golden Showers, too?
Are they “Trump” brand jet skis purchased at an official “Trump” retail outlet located at a “Trump” hotel or resort?
And it must be really difficult for the Secret Service crew to keep up with someone as athletic as Donald Trump.
also, how about a pressure washer for the mattress?
Écrasez cette infamie.
If we were to weep every time we read one of these stories of craven corruption, we’d find ourselves on a permanent crying jag…
Being that no one in the history of the world has ever seen Fat Nixon in a bathing suit.
Dirty pools Dirty lakes Dirty Oceans .
Ya Mr Germomophobe is right in there
“…pay for watercraft rentals out of their own pockets.”
Why not just continue doing that and get reimbursed? After you buy the damn things, then you have to buy a trailer to haul them around. Then you have to buy a secure storage unit to keep them when not in use, and pay for armed guards 24/7. Then, you have to buy a helicopter to get them to the water spot. Then you have …
This shit can just go on forever.
And then, after Trump gets beat in 2020, we have a whole fleet of jet skis rotting in a warehouse.
This is nice. Reminds me of the Kennedy family outings. This is where Ivanka inherited her moral compass, engaged in water sports at her Daddy’s knee.
I’m reading this as a wholesome, family values comment. There’s just no other way to interpret it.
I’m sure theyre envisioning a scene from a James Bond movie…but it will more likely be one from a Mike Meyer’s spoof flick. They’re all just screwing with us now and like every other week they’ve pulled in people who are supposed to be spending our money wisely.
We know goddamn Trump isn’t getting in the water, he’d get harpooned.
Um, no, Mar-a-Lago has a whole fleet of them they rent out to guests.