Secret Service agents in President Trump’s detail are being asked whether they’d like to relocate to Palm Beach, Florida — where Mar-a-Lago is located — as Trump’s flailing legal attempts to challenge the election results fizzle out, according to ABC News on Monday.
But will they have cells adjoining Fat Nixon?
Guantanamo would be a better solution
If St. Helena was good enough for Napoleon it’s good enough for Trump.
Does he get a secret service guard if he is in ‘chokey’?
They may make some arrangement to monitor him by video camera if that were to happen. I bet he’d love that.
living quarters at Mar-a-Lago where Trump and first lady Melania Trump are expected to occupy
Yeah right, and then they’ll renew their marriage vows at sunset and ride off together on a white stallion.
What happens if no one wants to go?
ABC News noted that Trump — who will be required to spend at least six months per calendar year in Florida to maintain his residence status — is expected to split his post-presidency time at his golf club in Bedminster, New Jersey, and in New York, although his plans after the White House aren’t set in stone.
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Not set in stone eh? Ya know? I won’t care what the fuck he does after 1/20/21. Although I would hope he spends considerable time in court rooms dealing with indictments and if his current lawyer team is any indication he may be spending time “in the Big House” with Bubba as a cell mate.
Will Mar a Lago become the equivalent of when you got stationed at Elmendorf AFB in Anchorage? Sorry, short straw!
Dear Gentle Readers,
I have suggested to the owners of Mar-A-Lago that they consider hardening the facility by supplementing the walls, ceilings and floors of all rooms with pure Neutronium, a natural material so dense that no projectile and no electromagnetic wave can penetrate. In that way, not only is the former Presidon’t protected from attack, he also can’t inspire attack by his tweet tantrums. One positive side effect of all this is that Neutronium is so dense that all the residents of Mar-A-Lago will find that the Earth’s mantle can’t support the weight and the entire facility will sink to the center of the Earth.
Yours in creative solutions to vexing problems,
Volvo Birkenstock
“his plans after the White House aren’t set in stone.”
A good idea. Maybe they’ll be held in irons instead.
What happens when they get divorced? Will they each have to have a team of secret service agents?
i’m thinking he’ll refuse secret service protection… why would he want agents that can arrest and detain him at their bosses orders? i.e. tax issues, sex assault issues, ect…
Slovenia will welcome their native daughter with open arms (and carefully adjusted browser settings).
Since the CIA and FBI will have his fat ass under 24/7/365 surveillance, (making book they are going to make sure he does not sell, spill, blab out any valuable intel (they know he’s a crook and owes money to ruskies, etc) it wont matter where the hell he sleeps his fat ass.
This would be a good time for Melania to fly the coop. She will probably stay wherever her son goes to school. Her parents have a house near the White House. This loss will mean uprooting the whole family, isn’t that a shame?
Mr. Volvo, I applaud you for your creativity, although I would have thought that pure Neutronium ought to be saved for strictly military uses.
Get him a damn security dog. He has wasted, or stolen, so much taxpayer money that he doesn’t deserve any protections at our expense.
besides, what is going to happen to him over he next year hopefully. only a key or the push of a button will open the door that he will reside behind.
He just needs to get a concealed carry permit, a gun and he’ll be fine, right? And all the folks that voted for him that own guns will be glad to hang out with him too. I know he’s love that.
Well who every has to look after him won’t have to do it long since he’ll soon be in maximum security.