I’m sure Dr. Toadglans will be appointing one very soon. He’s going to need someone to fudge the death tolls while contracting armies of heavy equipment operators from private sector construction companies to dig “the best, most beautiful” trenches.
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OT: Don’t know the quality of this pollster, but Trump’s numbers are bad in Florida. De Santis’s numbers look good on first glance, but compared to other Governors, they’re not.
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Trump: All of the viruses, Wuhan, Chinese, Hoax, Covid, Liberal, Hillary etc enter US only if I tell them to. I AM THE CZAR.
Not Wanted by Non-MAGA Americans but this one will NOT interfere with the grifting…he will just supersize the grifting!
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Cartoonist Jesse Duquette posts a daily cartoon on Twitter called The Daily Don. Perhaps he might consider starting a companion toon called The Daily Donorrhea that summarizes Cockholster’s COVID-19 disinformation-fests.
Hmm. That’s such a great idea I’m going to ask him!
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Careful, Chuck. He’ll appoint daughterwife. Jared’s busy.
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he’s isolating in N.Ireland. it is working beautifully. Nobody there will get within 50’ of him. i think shunning might be the term they use. whatever works.
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Wow what a drop DeSantis had over a 70% approval rating about a month ago although I have no idea why
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Actually, he’s in Ireland, quarantined (exiled) at the shuttered (by order of the Irish government) Trump International Golf Links & Hotel Doonbeg Ireland, at government expense, at a substantial markup, but without golf privileges because, frankly, Mikey’s been a very bad boy.
And it is, indeed, working beautifully; they’re billing the hotel at full occupancy for its lone guest, who aimlessly wanders its empty hallways like a rapidly disintegrating Jack Torrance.
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I beg you to clarify… because I find nothing pathetic about Minority Leader Schumer trying to keep the pressure on the WH to get us the fuck out of this pandemic crisis, and using whatever creative approaches he can think of to do so.
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Imperial Daughterwife - honorable title trademark approved by the Chinese government.
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well he did fight like hell to keep the beaches open. and now he is keeping the churches open for business. always thinking about Floridians. whatever death per infected rate Fla ends up with, DeSantis can claim a healthy chunk of.
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[announcer] And playing the title role of Dr. Jack Kevorkian, the incomparable Dr. Peter Navarro!
BTW Dr. Cadet Toadglans mit der Bone Spurs is urging people to pray for Boris Johnson. I will be doing this as soon as goD proves he answers prayers as evidenced by Cockholster contracting the virus. If it infects his entire klan, I will pray even harder.
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That seems like a gross slander of Dr. Kevorkian.
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I see you went in person to Palm Sunday church services yesterday…
Do you suppose I should change it to Flavor Aid mixologist Dr. Jim Jones?
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Almost all shareholder-owned media companies are in fear of Trump, and will not go against him - the are legally required to not rock the boat.
Over the radio, in the heartland where I worked for a very long time, the Right has an absolute monopoly. There’s no competition because they can afford to run these shows at a loss - they get paid in votes and seats.
Laws were changed by the GOP so that Right wing companies can own the TV, radio, and newspapers all in the same market. Absolute power over truth in those places.
What’s left of traditional media is easily dismissed.
Schumer, or any democrat, has to shout past all these things to be heard.
There is no such thing as the liberal media. It is the original tree of disinformation.
Jared’s newest nickname (topping pencildick).
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