Russia Says Trump Needs Permission To Release Putin Call Records

Maybe Trump needs permission but the entire rest of the USA doesn’t.

Fuck you, Pootie Poot

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I’m betting Vlad had Donnie sign an NDA.
Normal enough, from Drumpf’s PoV.
Unfortunately for both, when dealing with possible esponiage and undue influence, normal diplomatic courtesies don’t apply.

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That’s Trump’s way. No laws apply to him, but he can’t release his tax returns cuz he’s under audit.

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Ideally dark red, for more than one reason. (Google colon cancer.)

Well duh! Figuratively speaking, of course, tRump still hasn’t gotten permission to take Putin’s dick out of his mouth.

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Doubt if there is, yet another whistleblower, that they will be taking orders from Russia and Putin. Just because they own the criminal in chief and various other govt. officials, doesn’t mean they own others.

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Putin is trolling the dotard. By telling him not to release the transcripts he’s making it impossible to hide them. Putin realizes trump is beyond his expiration date. He will release even more damaging info if this phone transcript fails to shit-can trump… pee videos? trump tower Moscow contracts?
It’s all going to come crashing down rather quickly.

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Does Trump have an NFA (Non-Fellate Agreement) with Putin?

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tRump doesn’t listen to anyone we all know. However, I think when it comes to Putin he may dance to another tune.

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I possibly see the opposite here. tRump has been a useful idiot for Vlad, but tRump’s usefulness looks like it is coming to an end. Putin is (a) confirming the existence of call memos and (b) teasing their contents (which surely would be of interest to the relevant committees). Pooty is cutting tRump loose.

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insert joke about unauthorized leaks

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“Russian President Vladimir Putin’s press secretary, Dmitri Peskov, said on Monday that President Donald Trump would need the Kremlin’s permission if he ever wanted to release records of his calls with Putin.”

Hey, Vlad, sod off, you chundering cack womble.

America’s gonna ask your permission – for anything – when Hell freezes over.

See ya!

(The next time I flush.)

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Admitting this is hearsay but some strippers say it’s not long enough for him to pee standing up.

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I need to clean up my fucking language because this is a thing of beauty!

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Schiff has all the clearance he needs to see it all

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It’s a big, beautiful, profane world out there!

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Nadler and Neal are rushing to get their subpoenas ready for Putin with demand that he approve the release of the transcripts by November 30, 2019, with the threat of a second request if Putin fails to comply.

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If the White House released a transcript showing only Trump’s side of those calls – not Putin’s responses – undoubtedly it would still be pretty damning for Trump.

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(-.-) (_ _) (-.-) :grin:

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We already know Trump works for Putin.

Vlad seems to think we do to.

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