BILLABLE HOURS. Hop on the Grift Train!!!
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The last time Rudy was in a courtroom was the same year that he instigated a police riot in front of city hall as a private citizen and candidate for mayor.
So he’s barely changed since.
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"When everyone in the room says you are drunk, sit down."
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“Tuck your shirt in” before you enter the courtroom, Rudes.
Jesus, this man is a fucking trainwreck.
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Perhaps not, just alluding to the absense of mirrors in the residence.
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4000 connections and please mute yourself should be in the notice.
The court will allow 4,000 people to listen in to the hearing, which is both a remarkable degree of transparency for a federal district court and also not even close to enough. pic.twitter.com/vewQvPbB0W
— Brad Heath (@bradheath) November 17, 2020
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Borat.
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To play for the Bears?
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I wonder if Rudy realizes that the District Court Judge was appointed by Obama, and that’s why he promised to be “civil.”
And how should one read this sentence: “Professional courtesy is compatible with vigorous advocacy and zealous representation. Even though antagonism may be expected by my client, it is not part of my duty to my client”?
My guess is that it means this: The president* expects this biased Obama Judge to toss my sorry ass out of his courtroom, but I’ll try not to give him any obvious reason to do that."
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and free of bloody mary stains
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It’s the kind of thing that you probably have to recite as a part of your pro hac vice application to this particular court. Sounds like it’s out of the PA attorney’s creed or something similar.
ETA: No, it’s actually part of the standard application form for this court.
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Parscale emptied all the box cars on that one. These guys’ main qualification is they work for free.
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Rudy in a courtroom is why all legal proceedings should be televised.
Who has the popcorn?
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He was just showing off.
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I hope the hearing is televised.
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And totally legal too. The counties were allowed but under no requirement to notify voters if their ballots required remediation. NAL but I don’t see how “Not fair! Everyone followed the law!” is going to be a winning argument.
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“E-filer? Wow, they’re electrifying everything these days. What’s next, electric toenail clipper?”
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Oh, apparently here’s Rudy’s cunning plan. Lose all the cases so he can move them up to the Supreme Court.
Hopefully he remembers “Supreme Court” instead of “Supreme Courtyard By Marriott”.
(h/t to whoever came up with that last week)
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