Rudy Giuliani would like you to know that he was sober as a judge when he urged then-President Trump to prematurely declare victory on election night and how dare you suggest otherwise.
You can tell Roods is lying because his breath doesnât smell like alcohol. Oh, and, uh
FIRST!!111!!!
If youâre denying, youâre losing.
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I believe Rudy. Heâs so crazy alcohol canât affect him. Interesting, however, that he drinks Diet Pepsi and TFG drinks Diet Coke. Different sponsorship deals?
He might still be bombed. He misspelled both âoutrightâ and âStepienâ in a single tweet.
Having spent years as a Federal regulator, I observed a generally strong correlation between how loudly they respond with denials and actual guilt. Now the witnesses are lyingđ.
Miller and Stepp-in-it offer Giuliani an off-ramp, âHeâs just a tired, old drunk. He probably didnât even know what he was doing.â Giuliani responds, âI am a stone cold sober insurrectionist! My coup attempt was the act of a rational mind.â Hubris is a wonderful thing.
I keep thinking about the old commercials and a few comedy bits built on them about friends needing intervention.
"Does someone you love have a drinking problem? Look for these signs."
Stinks of liquor!
Carries ice-cubes in his pockets!
Owns SEVERAL sets of monogrammed swizzle sticks!
Surprised to learn a Screwdriver is actually a tool!
etc
He used THIS as a defense???
Oh, RudyâŚ
Was he as sober as Judge Kavanaugh or Judge Roy Bean? (I know Kavanaugh is a Justice, but he didnât earn it).
Forever and always. His BAC hasnât dropped below 0.10% in at least a decade.
Rudyâs brain has turned to goo and is leaking out thru cracks in his headâŚ
Think I am joking yah???
Those who put Baileyâs on their cornflakes are not able to assess their own sobriety.
And he probably shouldnât have torched that defence.
Barf Kavanaugh?
Maybe itâs just me, but if I were Rudy, I might just conveniently hide behind being a drunk. Another GOPer without a lick of common sense.
The mere fact that he now claims to have been sober when he advocated the denial of reality does not help him one bit.
A deranged, drunken muppet.
As the great Terry Pratchett would have put it. Rudy is three below par⌠needs three drinks to be sober
