Rudy Giuliani gave his first interview on Thursday following the FBI searches of his home and office, telling Fox News host Tucker Carlson that the DOJ had “spied on me.”
Tucker Carlson Meltdown Interview
Now the name of his show, I take it.
They didn’t handcuff him naked, did they?
It’s like a mob lawyer saying that his retainer with his mob clients includes a stipulation that no work he does for them can be considered mob lawyering so it’s all totally legal.
I’ll bet he goes completely bonkers when they arrest him.
That thud you just heard was the sound of his lawyers dropping the case.
To be fair, someone was spying on him.
That’s where he keeps Hunter Biden’s hard drives.
Giuliani added that “I’ve had contracts in countries like Ukraine, in the contract there is a clause that says I will not engage in lobbying or foreign representation.”
“When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less.
And then Rudy – fully protected – went out and lobbied like hell.
So, who the crazier one now? Rudy or Mother-Tucker?
His whole gestalt is just begging for an indictment. Why do people act this way in the face of potentially serious criminal prosecution?
Think about it.
These were the people who ran the country, and its 4500 deployable nuclear weapons, for four years.
This sounds suspiciously similar to the Gaetz defence: “I may have whored myself out to foreign interests, but I’d never stoop so low as to lobby for one and it clearly says so in the contract so nay ah.”
I’ll bet no one can tell the difference.
Meltdown?
Nah, just Rudy’s head leaking again.
“And not only didn’t I lobby, that press conference was actually held at the Four Seasons, because those words were clearly written on the sign.”
hm. Good thing we don’t step in it.
All my engagement letters specify that, whatever else I am doing for my clients, it is not murder-for-hire.
Looks like the Gaetz may be closing.
“I did see the acts occur firsthand…
They know he paid me to pay the girls and that he and I both had sex with the girl who was underage."
Trump and Barr created a phalanx of interference for habitual law breaking that had no consequences for Rudy,Flynn,Montfort etc. Now, we see how our " nation of laws" works out for the sleaze that has had too many chances…
That’s just prudent.