As state legislators across the country continue to push for so-called “audits” and other investigations into the 2020 election, some independent groups are taking it upon themselves to hit the pavement — going door-to-door and asking people about their vote in the last presidential election.
My vote is nobody else’s fucking business!!
edit to add from the article…
As state legislators across the country continue to push for so-called “audits” and other investigations into the 2020 election, some independent groups are taking it upon themselves to hit the pavement — going door-to-door and asking people about their vote in the last presidential election.
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Don’t force me to get my “Betsy” black powder rifle (remember Davy Crockett??) outta storage… I’ll make the fucker back off
This is fine. It’s not like they’re trying to give people life-saving vaccination information. THAT would be a problem.
“The efforts are gathering volunteers online and on the messaging app Telegram, where Twitter user Trapezoid of Discovery recently flagged groups seemingly dedicated to canvasses across several states.”
The Serbian IP addresses were a dead giveaway.
And that’s exactly what I’d tell them before I threw them off my front porch.
I hope there is a significant drop off from your porch. Just sayin’ … be a shame if somebody broke a leg now wouldn’t it?
I consider voting very serious business. And why should I tell someone else whom I do not know what my preferences are?
It’s about 3 feet and I’d shove HARD.
That’ll “larn” 'em
We could ask 'em who they voted for. That way they might get the point. Or mebbe not.
that can be used to prop up theories about election fraud
This would be a hypothesis (or perhaps a fairy tale) - theories are supported by data.
Big Bother is watching.
What ridiculous shit. What is the next step? Egging the houses that said they voted Biden?
OT but just stumbled across this tidbit:
Quelle surprise!
As any relationship between what these people find and actual fact will be purely coincidence and they have no real authority, does it matter what I or anyone who they question say to them.
For example what if I said, “ya, I personally voted 100 times and know several criminal undocumented immigrants who did the same.”
Do it next time just to wind them up and see what happens!
Now that would be a prime use of the castle doctrine…
Feel Lucky, MAGAt?
“Get off my lawn! {Cocks second amendment apparatus} Shoo!”
Living in KY, I won’t ever get the chance to scare the living beejeebers out of these fools.
On a serious note, this will ruin real canvassing during election season forevermore.
Them: “We’re with the Utah Voter Verification Project”
Me: “I’m with the secret ballot. Fuck off.”
So can I fall back on the “stand your ground” laws and shoot these motherfuckers? I mean, isn’t my home my “sovereign property” and don’t I have a right to blast away?
Maybe they can look for the WMDs while they’re at it. Just as good a chance of finding them.
This is spooky and unprecedented.
I wish they’d come to my door. I’d invite them in. Then I’d make them stand while I chain-smoked and spun a yarn no one could possibly understand about “my theories.”
“The horror. The horror,” I’ll whisper every few minutes.
After holding them up from their “important work” for as long as possible, I’d wait for Raw Story to report on the latest Qonspiracy, as reported by my “canvassers.”
ETA: I used to invite Mormon missionaries in, offer them sodas (they don’t drink) and ask them to tell me all about the White Salamander. They never stayed long.