Republican Rep/Bigfoot Fan Under Fire From Local GOP For Officiating Gay Wedding

Hmm…

Um… I will need to consider that. Note, that it being foisted upon me as it is, I took it by the horns and have been refining it ever since. Lot of hard work there to toss overboard.

Oh also.

Get off my lawn!

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Republican Rep

Bigfoot Fan

Officiating Gay Wedding

You don’t see all the above in a paragraph, a short story, or maybe even a novel … let alone a single headline.

Bravo!

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It had been a tough couple of weeks for the TPM headline writers, however, this one is pure gold.

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Ben Carson says they treat black people exactly the same way, so it’s all good.

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'“Their actions were clearly political, financially motivated, and lack credibility,” …Good for you!

She’s (Diana Shores) is a real honker!

For those late to this story, here is an informative introduction. Guaranteed to blow your mind a little (ewww). Unfortunately, this skit emerged just after the 2018 election.

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Some interesting commentary there. I didn’t click through to their profiles to see if they celebrate Trump though.

I say TPM needs to submit it as an entry in the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest.

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I guess those particular two gay men have no problem working for the homophobic party as long as they get theirs.

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And Riggleman also has no problems with Bigfoots that are endowe by their creator. WELL-endowed (IYKWIM).

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