Report: Pompeo To Meet With Biden SOS After ‘Second Trump Admin’ Fantasy Falls Flat

15 mlns. Should be enough time to cover everything Pompeo knows.

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This is beginning to sound like the makings of a Monty Python skit.

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Stay tuned…

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Please. Blinken only needs enough time to say three words: Start packing, fuckstick.

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From WaPo, Biden is to name Buttigieg Transportation Secretary.
Way better than sending him off to China that is not LGBT friendly.

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It’s nice of Mikey to interrupt his Roman holiday for the good of the country.

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That is a very short script, indeed.

On the other hand he’s supposed to be a diplomat!

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To the Nth.

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It will be nice for a change to have the face of American diplomacy not be a pompous, jingoistic right-wing fundamentalist asshole. The champagne cork popping around Foggy Bottom on Jan 20 will be audible in neighboring states.

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Gotta get those disinfecting teams and bug sniffers detailed. First things first.

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Doesn’t appear that Antony Blinken is morbidly obese like the fat assed Pompeo. Not only that, Blinken is actually qualified for the job. A refreshing change.

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Blinken better wear a mask.

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Pretty sure Pom Pom will just delegate the task to Lavrov.

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Envisioning a version of 20 questions…

New guy: What is our current strategic thrust in the Middle East?
Pompeo: Why do you want to know?

Etcetera…

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A preemptive pardon could save all of Individual 1’s associates from finding out that freedom is not free.

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A callback to D.W. Griffith, Adam Smith, and everything!

I needed that. Thank you for the laughter.

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I’d be surprised if Pompeo makes to to 60. As another noted, ‘looks like he is about to explode’… he is the literal political caricature of

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Maybe there’s a Sec. Pompeo / Mr. Roarke crossover in the works…

“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my department. Prepare to die.”

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My favorite so far.

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