Report: Pompeo To Meet With Biden SOS After ‘Second Trump Admin’ Fantasy Falls Flat

[emiliano4]

Have to switch from crayons…

[baronsieggy]

The President-Reject.

[lastroth]

@alyoshakaramazov1

Let’s start calling him Resident Trump.

Resident Evil Trump. not that there is a good Trump but…

[meri]

Yes, but it gives Pompeo a chance to look all reasonable when he runs for his next Kansas office.

[tamdai]

@cervantes

You wanna write a short script for either of them?

“How does it feel to have made Rex Tillerson look like Thomas Jefferson?”

[timorwig]

Mike’s not in Kansas any more.

[cannonslax9]

As a resident of KS, he can stay in Italy. If they’ll take his fat ass…

[timorwig]

I’m just here to honor that promise. Here’s the keys. The warranty on the shredders has expired.

[srfromgr]

All I can say is wear a hazmat suit, Blinken and take a shower after you meet with anyone in this agency at this time.

Good G-d, I hate this fat ideological prick too.
West Point ain’t making 'em like they used to.

[tamdai]

@cervantes

You wanna write a short script for either of them?

Blinken: [breathing sounds and microphone white noise emanate from the helmet of his hazmat suit]
Pompeo: “I’ll just let myself out.”
Blinken: [nods while raising his bottle of disinfectant]

[cervantes]

@timorwig

I’m just here to honor that promise. Here’s the keys. The warranty on the shredders has expired.

First entry for a Pompeo script, I think.

Thanks for going the extra mile!

[brian512]

@cannonslax9

As a resident of KS, he can stay in Italy. If they’ll take his fat ass…

No way he’d be dumb enough to stay there. Italian judges have been known to get a bit feisty.

[coimmigrant]

@irasdad

Pretty sure Pom Pom will just delegate the task to Lavrov.

At least that would give Blinken access to up-to-date, accurate information.

[cervantes]

@tamdai

Blinken: [breathing sounds and microphone white noise emanate from the helmet of his hazmat suit]
Pompeo: “I’ll just let myself out.”
Blinken: [nods while raising his bottle of disinfectant]

This one’s more complicated.

May need a director.

[esva]

@cervantes

he’s supposed to be a diplomat

In that case, the script is: start packing, please.

[cervantes]

@esva

In that case, the script is: start packing, please.

Not altogether crowd-pleasing but perhaps the most effective.

[dont]

If Pence joins them it will be stinkin’ Blinken and nod.

[sniffit]

Hehe…I was just about to ask “know what’s not smooth and flat?”

[Volvo_Birkenstock]

Pompeo said that the transition was a “legal requirement” and “we’ll always honor that promise.”

Bzzzt. Thank you for playing the game, Pompeous Ass. It’s not a promise. IT’S THE LAW.

[sniffit]

I still say West Point should publicly shit on him or its reputation is permanently tarnished. If lying, autocratic, democracy-destroying, Constitution-shredding blowhards who play footsy with the world’s dictators in order to cuddle up to power is the best that West Point can produce, it should probably be shut down forthwith.