Report: Jan. 6 Panel Finds Holes In Trump’s Official Call Logs On Day Of Insurrection

“But…his call logs! And transcripts! And visitor’s logs! And tax returns! And missing classified documents! And…”

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It’s the Boris Johnson strategy: If you can’t wow them with competence, baffle them with BS.

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So in the end will we find out that attempting to overthrow the government wasn’t a crime, but not keeping proper records of it was?

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The MAGATs are such losers for holding on to this L-O-S-E-R.
Which is a good thing I suppose.

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Kinda like locking up Al Capone on tax charges rather than actually being a criminal?

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I assume wherever possible many of those phones and sim cards have been destroyed. Any politician or aide could just claim they needed or wanted a new phone and discarded their old one. I’ve bought new phones and when the tech at the store was migrating stuff from the old one to the new one had all sorts of stuff just disappear. Contacts. Notes. Photos. It’s aggravating, but it happens. If I had an incriminating phone I’d be getting rid of it, and concocting a plausible reason whatever was on it is now lost forever. Surely some people in DC that day, and the days before and after, did just that.

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What about her emails though?

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I don’t pretend to know much about tech, but i would assume the WH has its own cell tower and, obviously, it has its own Wi-Fi. They should (if they haven’t already) subpoena that data. I won’t be surprised if every last one of those cheap bastards was using the WH’s free Wi-Fi.

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Panel Finds Holes In Trump’s Official Call Logs On Day Of Insurrection

Whoever is surprised please raise your hand!

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Found this expanded version and I laughed til my sides hurt.

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Now my interest is way up about what was on papers that the pig thought was bad enough to flush down the toilet. Apparently he wasn’t up to eating that much fiber at one sitting. Shoulda got a pet goat (a real one, instead of Eric.)

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Collectively, yes.

And more…

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OT, but of course, just absolutely no self-awareness or acknowledgement of the role the MSM has played in fucking Biden’s entire presidency so far…

And yeah, I expect that numbers like that also reflect Team Unicorn throwing a tanty and siding with the GQP.

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No. Actual holes where Trump tried to obliterate information with a hole-puncher.

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Let’s say you were doing and saying lots of things that were incredibly fantastic for your country, and in fact “Making America Great Again.” Let’s say that clear evidence of all of your fantastic work and wonderful achievements was contained in contemporaneous documents and phone records. Why would you tear up those documents and conceal those phone records?

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Hill’s got humor:

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There are many that may not understand the context of that. I suggest they watch the movie, “Dick”.

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