”He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and “nearly orgasmic. … I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”
Wouldn’t the cries of “Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!” be a tipoff?
Nope, the consumers will be. I think it will help spur a change in energy sources, but what a monumentally stupid way to go about it. It would have been more cost effective for {Current Occupant} to put all the money we’re going to spend to replace the ordinance and equipment on solar and wind subsidies. I thought he was a business man? I guess beige is the most efficient.
Could he be referring to owls?
I’m laughing because I have 3 relatives who bought it and thought it was really a winner. Sad.
I think Dear Leader made it abundantly clear that he wants a share of the proceeds.
I don’t think he has any leverage and will be surprised if the Iranians would give it to him. I suspect humiliating him personally is the least they want for being his target.
Dear Leader now seems to be trying to redefine his, and his allies, loss as some kind of victory; so, he may actually be looking for an exit.
They’ve reached a new level of demented actions. Repeatedly intubating - or threatening to do so - to force feed. No legal options for most of them. And do you suppose they are all even trained to do this?
Let them eat meme coin.
This is a symptom of extreme narcissism. The Trump administration is full of narcissistic people some of whom have questionable personal hygiene practices (see Trump himself) because they are perfect and not subject to normal body maintenance needs or smells. It’s just preposterous, in a terrible way.
Conceded the election with grace and class.
takes on Mike Rogers in the general election…
Well, there are some other interesting things to look at. A systematic loss of musculature in our mandibles is interesting and may have allowed that increase in language use.
If you’re suggesting that all these other traits are exhibited by non-human animals there’s really no question. People have been saying it’s a difference of degree and not kind for as long as I can remember. Probably true in every one of those areas. What may be unique is the number of “high degree” anomalies we possess. Oh and the larger cranium may have been an adaptation for a better radiator in support of our endurance hunting methodologies.
Foo Foo Bunny told Mr. Bear that he had poop stuck on his bottom. Mr. Bear asked if bunny poop stuck to him. Bunny said “Nope!” Bear said: “That’s good.” and wiped his ass with the rabbit.
He IS the bowel movement, right in the middle of the floor, at any party.
I used to eat only beans, rice, veggies and sometimes eggs, every day for months. Her description of a perfect dookie is actually spot on– except for the not needing to wipe part. “Orgasmic” is actually a word I probably used back then. Oh to drop dookies like that again! Alas, age and diet have ruined that bliss for me.
How much is the family billed for this service?
Oath Keepers militia, including Stewart Rhodes,
I think you’re talking about Elmer.
Agree with @jnbenson - at the level of Trumpism there is no distinction
Grey’s Law: Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.
The market is pricing in the dilution impact when the first round of lock up shares becomes tradeable tomorrow. From Google AI:
SpaceX (SPCX) uses a staggered lock-up schedule following its June 2026 IPO. The first major unlock frees 911.5 million insider shares on August 6, 2026 (two trading days after its Q2 earnings debut), with subsequent tranches rolling out through mid-2027 and Elon Musk’s stake locked until June 12, 2027
I’ve attributed human “superiority” to the combination, especially that of opposable thumbs and language development.
And a large distinction between scientific knowledge, where the “degree, not kind” goes back at least as far as Darwin.
Popular beliefs are something else again.
I’m having trouble editing on my phone, if this seems more incoherent than usual.
Not able to get the archived link right now, but if you’re on desktop and you click on the little “page” symbol on the right side of the address bar, you can read without subscribing.
The video it links to clearly shows, 100% …algae being vacuumed out of the Reflecting Pool. You can see multiple NPS gators parked along the side, lined up perfectly with each employee cleaning the mess.
