Once the Senate completely releases Trump from any and all consequences for his actions the same ballroom for his 2021 Inaugural will cost 42 million dollars to rent.
The martini might be problematic there too.
Choose one:
a) Switzerland
b) in cash bundles in the basement of Mar a Lago
c) Cayman Islands
d) in Eric Trump’s luggage
This is sure shaping up to be an infrastructurey week, and it’s not even half over.
Seems I’ve already reached my limit this morning of crazy, corrupt shit tRump does and will be taking the next hour or so to prepare for Round 2 today…
Time to get centered and also walk the dog.
I’m in the TPM echo chamber here, so my post is essentially pointless, but I simply want to verbalize … there just isn’t anything these people have anything to do with that isn’t illegal.
It is truly amazing and honestly, it’s impressive, that they can’t be honest or law abiding even by mistake.
Laws of probability, chance, coe-inky-dink … always dirty, always criminal, always drenched in poo.
"Gates wrote “I am a bit worried about the optics of [the inaugural committee] paying Trump Hotel a high fee and the media making a big story out of it.”
See pet? All that worrying for nothing. Our president gives intelligence to foreign operatives, pays off a pornstar with campaign funds and had a Chinese brothel servicing his clients whose Madame sold access to him. And where’s the story? Nowhere.
Go back to pouring Freixnet into Cristal bottles.
She makes Pence look more real when she stands next to him.
Hey, Rocky! Watch this put an end to Trump.
Again?
This bunch of grifters has no shame. Shite, even the inauguration was an opportunity for them to make money.
I was in Monaco once and just gawped at what was moored in the harbor - items like this:
The superyacht features a mosaic swimming pool, circular staircase, and helipad, The Guardian previously reported. It can fit 24 guests overnight.
and:
Among the owners she witnessed projecting their status were billionaire retailer Sir Philip Green, who took delivery of his third superyacht – the £100m, 90-metre Lionheart, his second boat to bear that name – earlier this year.
…Monaco, where yacht owners and industry insiders gathered last month at the world’s most prestigious yacht show to size up one another’s nautical assets.
These items cost way more than a piking $1.03M. Trump could only wish. Can you imagine him trying to nickel and dime the builders of one of these? They’d throw him out like the trash he is.
Not if part of their portfolio was also the manufacture of ships for the DoD. He’d just extort them for a yacht under threat of cancelling their contracts. Which would be neither a crime, nor an impeachable offense.
Let us be clear: If you do not clock in to the Tyrol Alpine Regional Office of SOROS Group International by 4:00 PM Greenwich Mean Time today, that yacht is gonna have a new ornamental object that looks curiously like you attached to its anchor at the bottom of the Aegean Sea. (And put that goddamned boat back in the company berth at the marina before you disembark!)
I didn’t claim this was going to be the end of Trump, or of his presidency. The D.C. A.G. has him dead to rights on an illegal $1 million payment by an affiliated nonprofit entity. That’s not nothing.
Dear @kelaine @mattinpa @thunderclapnewman @tena @playitagainrowlf and @irasdad:
Please check your sources to confirm and report a definite location for @castor_troy, who is busy making grandiose claims online about his whereabouts and about having unauthorized access to purloined seagoing vessels from the SOROS fleet. I am trying to reel him in before he gets his behind into some real trouble this time.
Thanks ever so much.
ETA I think @rascal_crone is with him on assignment.
I’m afraid I don’t really have anything in the pantry that would work well for lunch, and I’m not especially interested in going out shopping, so you can see I have a lot on my mind right now. I hope someone else can help.
Trump used to have a superyacht. He bought it used from a Saudi billionaire for $29 million, spent $10 million getting it retrofitted, then had to had to sell it to a Saudi prince for only $19 million because he was so broke.
I am not disagreeing with you at all. It’s just that we’ve been through this scenario all too often. I really need this nightmare to end.
364 days to go, assuming the orange shitgibbon doesn’t have a fast food aneurysm first.
Duly noted. Priorities and all that good stuff.