The White House’s Office of Science and Technology has listed “ending the COVID-19 pandemic” as one of the top achievements of President Donald Trump’s first term, in a stunning distortion of reality as the nation shatters infection records.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Bizzaro World. Up is down; black is white; a huge upswing in reported infections and deaths is “ending the COVID-19 pandemic.”
Why is anyone surprised?
This is “THE MICHIGAN MAN OF THE YEAR”
… and the inventor of Civil War battles that NEVER HAPPENED …
Oceania has always had COVID under control.
Trump also cured the common cold, eliminated poverty, and invented the warp drive.
This is Twilight Zone level crazy. The office should be called the White House Office of Science Fiction and Alternate Technology.
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Have we finally won the war with East Asia?
Framed Time cover featuring president and the headline ‘The Apprentice is a television smash!’ has reportedly been seen hanging at five of Trump’s clubs
Not only that, but I have it on good authority that the chocolate ration will soon be raised to 10 grams! All hail Big Brother!!
Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!
And is the best golf player ever surpassing Dear Leader Kim Jong-Il
It would be in a fantasy world if the White House didn’t claim Trump ended the COVID Pandemic.
72 below par! He wills the ball into the cup without ever taking a swing.
So at the next presser, someone needs to ask for the validation for this claim, given that nearly 500,000 new cases have popped up in the last week or so.
It’s about time the media start pushing back on these lies as relentlessly as they report them as fact.
Demand to know what measures they’ve taken when the talking point of late has been that the administration can’t defeat this so they’ll just let this run its course. That’s their strategy and it doesn’t in any way come close to them ‘defeating’ the virus.
Don’t forget putting a man on mars. Just not the right one.
Again, who the hell does this sway that isn’t already so in love with Trump that they’re willing to freeze to death on a tarmac in Omaha? I keep going back to that because while some folks wish Biden would take bolder positions to excite the left, Trump is literally doing nothing at all to excite anyone who isn’t already firmly in his camp. At this point, it’s just the pastor preaching to the deacons. The choir has already gone home.
Remember when this was considered shocking? Ah, those were simpler times.
Dump’s greatest historical achievement will be the ending of his presidency.